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Fuck It, I’m Breathing: A Guided Meditation for When You’re Over It

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This isn’t a calm, whispery meditation for people who have their shit together.

This is for the overthinkers, the anxious gremlins, and the “I might spontaneously combust if one more person emails me ‘per my last message’” crowd.

In this episode, we’re not transcending—we’re surviving. You’ll breathe & face your anxiety Gremlin. No sage. No sit-still-and-smile. Just a feral, hilarious, full-body permission slip to stop pretending you’re fine.

You’ll meet your anxiety gremlin (mine’s named Brenda), tell them to sit the hell down, and breathe until your body remembers that being alive doesn’t have to feel like an Olympic sport.

By the end, you won’t just be “calm.” You’ll be clear. You’ll be human. You’ll be breathing — and that’s enough.

Listen if:

• Your brain won’t shut the fuck up.

• You’re tired of “just meditate” advice from people who’ve never had a panic attack.

• You want to laugh your way out of a spiral instead of dissociating through it.

  continue reading

35 episodes

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Content provided by Sarai Speer. All podcast content including episodes, graphics, and podcast descriptions are uploaded and provided directly by Sarai Speer or their podcast platform partner. If you believe someone is using your copyrighted work without your permission, you can follow the process outlined here https://podcastplayer.com/legal.

This isn’t a calm, whispery meditation for people who have their shit together.

This is for the overthinkers, the anxious gremlins, and the “I might spontaneously combust if one more person emails me ‘per my last message’” crowd.

In this episode, we’re not transcending—we’re surviving. You’ll breathe & face your anxiety Gremlin. No sage. No sit-still-and-smile. Just a feral, hilarious, full-body permission slip to stop pretending you’re fine.

You’ll meet your anxiety gremlin (mine’s named Brenda), tell them to sit the hell down, and breathe until your body remembers that being alive doesn’t have to feel like an Olympic sport.

By the end, you won’t just be “calm.” You’ll be clear. You’ll be human. You’ll be breathing — and that’s enough.

Listen if:

• Your brain won’t shut the fuck up.

• You’re tired of “just meditate” advice from people who’ve never had a panic attack.

• You want to laugh your way out of a spiral instead of dissociating through it.

  continue reading

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