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Welcome to Taper Town: A Field Guide for Runners

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We take you on a satirical journey through Taper Town, a psychological landscape every runner visits during the final weeks before race day. Through humor and relatable anecdotes, we map the strange mental territory where reduced mileage creates increased anxiety.
• Exploring the "Weather Bureau" where runners obsessively check forecasts and compare contradicting weather apps
• Visiting the "Taper Diet Diner" where hunger is constant and every nutritional choice feels monumental
• Navigating "Phantom Injury Lane" where mysterious aches appear out of nowhere
• Surviving "Retail Row" with its panic-driven purchases of unnecessary gear
• Managing the "Domestic Affairs Department" where mood swings and cleaning frenzies reign
• Enduring the "Bureau of Unsolicited Advice" from non-runners
• Overthinking in the "Packing District" where lists multiply endlessly
• Confronting fears in the "Hall of Doubt" where training is second-guessed
• Finding solidarity in "Town Square" among fellow tapering runners
Grab your free Taper Town bingo card to track your taper madness!

Have questions or want to chat? Send me a text!

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Join fellow pod and running enthusiasts at The Stride Collective community on Facebook or follow us on Instagram.

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Chapters

1. Welcome to Taper Town: A Field Guide for Runners (00:00:00)

2. Welcome to Taper Town (00:00:01)

3. The Weather Bureau Obsession (00:03:24)

4. The Taper Diet Diner (00:05:59)

5. Phantom Injury Lane (00:08:08)

6. Retail Row Shopping Frenzy (00:10:10)

7. Domestic Affairs Department (00:12:13)

8. Bureau of Unsolicited Advice (00:13:54)

9. The Packing District (00:15:28)

10. Town Square & Hall of Doubt (00:17:11)

11. Race Day Departure (00:20:54)

244 episodes

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Content provided by Christine Hetzel. All podcast content including episodes, graphics, and podcast descriptions are uploaded and provided directly by Christine Hetzel or their podcast platform partner. If you believe someone is using your copyrighted work without your permission, you can follow the process outlined here https://podcastplayer.com/legal.

We take you on a satirical journey through Taper Town, a psychological landscape every runner visits during the final weeks before race day. Through humor and relatable anecdotes, we map the strange mental territory where reduced mileage creates increased anxiety.
• Exploring the "Weather Bureau" where runners obsessively check forecasts and compare contradicting weather apps
• Visiting the "Taper Diet Diner" where hunger is constant and every nutritional choice feels monumental
• Navigating "Phantom Injury Lane" where mysterious aches appear out of nowhere
• Surviving "Retail Row" with its panic-driven purchases of unnecessary gear
• Managing the "Domestic Affairs Department" where mood swings and cleaning frenzies reign
• Enduring the "Bureau of Unsolicited Advice" from non-runners
• Overthinking in the "Packing District" where lists multiply endlessly
• Confronting fears in the "Hall of Doubt" where training is second-guessed
• Finding solidarity in "Town Square" among fellow tapering runners
Grab your free Taper Town bingo card to track your taper madness!

Have questions or want to chat? Send me a text!

Support the show

Join the newsletter list for updates, special offers, and exclusive behind-the-scenes content.
Join fellow pod and running enthusiasts at The Stride Collective community on Facebook or follow us on Instagram.

  continue reading

Chapters

1. Welcome to Taper Town: A Field Guide for Runners (00:00:00)

2. Welcome to Taper Town (00:00:01)

3. The Weather Bureau Obsession (00:03:24)

4. The Taper Diet Diner (00:05:59)

5. Phantom Injury Lane (00:08:08)

6. Retail Row Shopping Frenzy (00:10:10)

7. Domestic Affairs Department (00:12:13)

8. Bureau of Unsolicited Advice (00:13:54)

9. The Packing District (00:15:28)

10. Town Square & Hall of Doubt (00:17:11)

11. Race Day Departure (00:20:54)

244 episodes

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