🔥 Juan's solo adventure at Climate Change Central (spoiler: it's hot);
🎭 Dave becomes Broadway's most hated audience member (the cast is still recovering);
🎵 Coldplay concerts: Where dreams AND marriages go to die (statistical analysis included);
⚡ Tulsi's management massacre (middle managers, update your resumes);
🏀 WNBA's backwards economics lesson (when less money = more problems?);
🗳️ Dave's political aspirations revealed (is the world ready?);
💡 Light bulb conspiracy theories (the chu chuts are NOT aligned with the shaws!);
🤠 Bayou hospitality ;
🥩 Texas Roadhouse unannounced specials;
📺 Magnum PI's resurrection (because apparently we've run out of ideas);
🦅 Bird nerds unite! (D&J drop some feathered knowledge);
Plus more random tangents, questionable life choices, and whatever else fell out of our brains this week!