40 years later, what did Live Aid actually accomplish? • Why parent-child communication feels impossible (spoiler: it is) • The elaborate plans that exist only in our heads • Bathroom maintenance: a horror story • Should you ever let someone win? • Please stop posting your medical procedures • Could you vanish if you had to? • Haircut small talk: whose responsibility? • One broken traffic light = societal collapse • The DMV eye exam that determines your fate • Plus more random thoughts that keep us up at night.