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Juan Simoneaux Podcasts

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Dave & Juan: More Time, October 6, 2025
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1:06:06D & J share their thoughts on the Kyren Lacy tragedy; Dave gets up close and personal at Octoberfest; Bebe, pull up your pants - nobody wants to see that crack; Ice skating not popular in Shreveport - who knew!; Plumbing problem trouble shooting by a couple of non-plumbers; More theft prevention at WalMart; Juan goes to unconscious training, learns…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, September 29, 2025
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1:04:05Wait, how much is that margarita?; Just cause we're friends doesn't mean we are supposed to hang out; It's been less than an exciting week of football for D&J; Lessons is Port-O-Let-iquette; Nice to meet you stranger in a bar - now that's enough talking; Can we just keep the line moving?; Galveston, but not the Glen Campbell song; When grandpa naps…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, September 23, 2025
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1:01:02💔 When your favorite grocery store CLOSES FOREVER and leaves a hole in your heart (and stomach)! 😭 🛒 HOT TAKE ALERT: Rush hour traffic has NOTHING on Saturday morning Costco chaos! Picture this: Karen with her industrial-sized cart blocking the entire aisle while she debates which 48-pack of toilet paper to buy... Yeah, we'd rather sit in traffic! …
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Dave and Juan take a different tone in this week's episode.By Dave Martin & Juan Simoneaux
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Dave and Juan: More Time: September 8, 2025
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1:02:50🎧 Dave and Juan are back with more stories, more laughs, and (of course) more time than you bargained for. ⚡ Punchlines fly, Cajun wisdom drops, and these two amigos somehow make everyday life sound like a comedy show. 👉 Catch the full episode on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. #DaveAndJuanMoreTime #PodcastLife #ComedyPodcast…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, August 26, 2025
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1:04:23🎉 HISTORIC MOMENT: After 220 episodes and 4+ YEARS, Dave & Juan are FINALLY in the same room! 🤯 👀 Juan's wife meets Dave: "I thought he'd be bigger..." (Sorry Dave, you're no Patrick Swayze!) 😂 🏠 Friend Rick opens his home to Dave's son as an intern - what could go wrong?! 🧺 Deep philosophical question: Is a Houstonian's upstairs laundry room the C…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, August 18, 2025
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1:08:54🚔 PLOT TWIST: Former Golden Meadow Police Chief loses WAY more than just an election! The tea is SCALDING! ☕ 🐝 Forget murder hornets - we're going FULL bee mode and it's buzzing with drama! 🩲 BREAKING: Dave & Juan cracked the code on which boxers shoplifters prefer (this is weirdly specific and hilarious) 😂 💰 Back when your wealth was measured by h…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, August 11, 2025
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1:05:14🎉 DAVE HITS THE BIG 6-0! Welcome to Club 60, old man! 🎂 But seriously... what was ACTUALLY cool the year Dave was born? The nostalgia is REAL and we're going deep! 🕰️ 🗳️ Political gerrymandering hot take: Funny how everyone's only mad when the OTHER team does it... 👀 🎸 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame review: Is it worth your money? (Spoiler: YES!) 🏈 Saint…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, August 4, 2025
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1:06:38🎬 "IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!" but this episode DEFINITELY does! 🔥 🐝 KILLER home owner nightmare: What happens when bees decide YOUR house is their new headquarters? (Spoiler: chaos) 🎵 Concert etiquette wars + office "concerts" that get MESSY 📺 We're throwing it back to MTV's first 50 videos (yes, when they actually played music!) ⚖️ Coldplay Kiss Cam…
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This week we're talking EVERYTHING: celebrity death spirals, Ozzy's immortal chaos across generations, and how wrestling legends go from Thunder Lips to toy aisles to... political hot takes?! Remember when wrestling was just three channels and a prayer? We do. Plus: getting weirdly emotional about your old neighborhood (it's fine, we're all doing i…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, July 21, 2025
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1:05:28🔥 Juan's solo adventure at Climate Change Central (spoiler: it's hot); 🎭 Dave becomes Broadway's most hated audience member (the cast is still recovering); 🎵 Coldplay concerts: Where dreams AND marriages go to die (statistical analysis included); ⚡ Tulsi's management massacre (middle managers, update your resumes); 🏀 WNBA's backwards economics less…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, July 14, 2025
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1:05:5840 years later, what did Live Aid actually accomplish? • Why parent-child communication feels impossible (spoiler: it is) • The elaborate plans that exist only in our heads • Bathroom maintenance: a horror story • Should you ever let someone win? • Please stop posting your medical procedures • Could you vanish if you had to? • Haircut small talk: w…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, July 7, 2025
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1:07:27Wedding shirt protocol: When Coach O needs an intervention 🤵♂️; Marriage reality check: What you want vs. what you're actually willing to sacrifice (spoiler: it's complicated); Carnival Cruise drama: Are the new rules "harsh and targeted" or just "please don't be terrible humans"? 🚢; Ozzy's farewell tour: Nothing says "rock and roll" like being su…
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Dave and Juan: More Time, June 30, 2025
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1:02:02So I paid for this trip and now you want me to paddle 5 miles!; Doug's tip to remove crawfish stink from your hands; Remember when you thought Red Lobster was too fancy?; An Alaskan Cruise - the best and worst vacation; Just because the food is unlimited doesn't mean my appetite is; I wouldn't want to hangout with me either; While we were gone - Th…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, June 9, 2025
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1:02:25Pedreaux the dog is destined to live forever; Wedding bar etiquette: if you can't carry it in one trip, don't order it, and, other than liquor, no more than 2 ingredients allowed - this ain't Starbucks; I don 't care if you don't speak English, don't roll your eyes at me Ms restaurant hostess; It's one thing to keep crap you don't need. It's anothe…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, May 26, 2025
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1:03:57may be the only guy to ever follow up on a "we really should get together sometime" comment; Juan's exhausted from his daughter's extensive graduation festivities but rockin' his new undershirts at work; Wha't's Angel Reese worse at: sportsmanship or basketball?"; Trump breaks out the TV in the oval office; Escaping from jail in NOLA is "To Easy", …
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Dave & Juan: More Time, May 12, 2025
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1:07:39What do you do when there's a Peloton Bike in your hotel room?; Dave takes a great fall; If you're not sure where you are, where do you go to outrun the coming tornado?; Hey, that gift was Juan's idea; The pressure of co-worker excitement at a new job; Air Force One....from Qatar; More moon talk; D & J offer names cooler than Leo for the new Pope; …
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The indestructible, blow-up bop clown punching bag - how boys learned to fight back in our day; Thought-provoking approach to crime prevention; D&J have no idea why we celebrate Cinco De Mayo; A streak of being stranded in the airport; When early morning cocktails confuse the server; Shushing a guy in church; Do "regular" people care about the Kent…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, April 28, 2025
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1:06:09In sporting news, Juan's dad takes home the gold while Shedeur takes a legendary draft dive; Leftover Easter candy - saving the worst for last; How to justify eating more; Pigs in a blanket - always a crowd pleaser; It's okay to be a no-show at the pot luck dinner as long as your dish shows up; How quickly does the "miss you" feeling past?; If the …
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Dave & Juan: More Time, April 21, 2025
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1:03:21Easter Church Service etiquette - how 'bout you try harder to be on time!;Do you ever outgrow Easter baskets?; Two Cajuns, zero solutions to getting the crawfish smell off your hands; When the announced side effects are way worse than the disease; What ad won't Morgan Freeman do?; Sure, he's in a violent gang, but he's a good dad; The updated Covid…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, April 14, 2025
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1:05:02Stop it already with making a doll version of yourself, unless you're the guy who's leaving the Saints broke and hopeless; Two non-golfers give their take on The Masters; So now the college athletes are gonna hold out?; Spring pruning wounds and ailments; Hi Ho emotional support animal?; From parking lot yeller to helper; Shopping scooter weight li…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, April 7 2025
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1:07:54Remember when even Oprah thought Trump's tariffs were a good idea?; If they're that bad, why do so many other countries have them?; Why does it take so much longer than it used to to build stuff in America?; Juan's WalMart online account gets hacked but the biggest pain is dealing with customer service; Dave super hero feat that, sadly, nobody saw;…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, March 31, 2025
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1:07:09Governor Landry's signature color; D&J break down the story of the prodigal son; Can we just enjoy something?; Apparently passing the collection in church is a life long gig; How to transform your life; Failing to avoid eye contact leads to work you didn't want to do; Don't you move in here and make my neighborhood too nice; Parenting a school athl…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, March 24, 2025
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1:08:22Wrestling - as American as mom's apple pie; It's gold dust season aka pollen; The more people hate on Elon, the more we want a Tesla; When your delayed flight gets delayed AGAIN, you add a bit of tuna fish to the mix; Pickle Ball prison beat down; Dave's review of Hamilton; Bands we don't know - the list is long; NHL in NOLA - I'll take certain fai…
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Sometimes you gotta change the flat just to prove to yourself that you still can; We love Make A Wish kids, as long as they're not flying the plane; We're not saying you can't go to Disney without kids but why would you?; Here come the roofers; Don't Stop Believing they're gonna keep playing; When you stop killing the chickens, the price of eggs co…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, March 10, 2025
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1:00:19A tax by any other name is still money coming out of your pocket; WTH is an Urban Destination Fee?; Yes, there's a difference in water; Remember when Rare Earth was just a band from the 70s?; The US is like that friend with a good job who everyone expects to always pick up the tab; Hate is never a good strategy; At what age are we too old for requi…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, March 3, 2025
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1:05:46Celebrating 200 episodes - D & J revisit the early discussions of radio work, weenie spaghetti, learning to record commercials and more; Bruh, learn to read the room, especially when the room is the Oval Office; The story behind the soundbites; If you're gonna release the files, release the files; Making English great again; Happy Mardi Gras - if y…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, February 24, 2025
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1:05:33RIP Maw maw Cathy, the queen of record keeping; Get yourself a mentor; Let us know what you did at work last week; Employing people who don't even exist? Must be the government; Well at least I'm not _______ ; When the beauty queen doinks the landing; Don't leave your loved ones in jail - truth in advertising; Where's all the chickens go?; Promises…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, February 17, 2025
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1:13:08Nothing (what Juan got his wife for Valentine's Day) says love like a platter of boiled shrimp; Just cause we know nothing about NASCAR doesn't mean we won't talk about it; Dave offers his suggestion for next year's Super Bowl halftime performer; Apparently the NFL has solved racism; Are any of our political leaders really surprised by government w…
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Dave and Juan: More Time, February 3, 2025
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1:07:26Did we get smarter or did everybody else just get dumber?; Hey, there's no radio in this car; I'm not gonna cut the line...but I could; Yo bebe, that big butt's not gonna fit in that little car; Dave's all in on the linemen of Jackson; Week 2 of Trump 2.0 - still #winning; and more.By Dave Martin & Juan Simoneaux
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Dave and Juan: More Time, January 27, 2025
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1:06:07What a week it's been!; Snowmageddon; I like the snow but my shoes are wet; That's a nice snowman, son, but I never knew you could use a shovel; Plumbing in the attic; Weather women attire; Soooo I know it's freezing but how long before you get my power back on?; Nobody in a casino ever looks happy; A new, old president; How fast can he get things …
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Dave & Juan: More Time, January 20, 2025
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1:07:04Worst big city mayor - LA says hold my beer; Chinatown movie revisited; Stuck in a fire and firefighter unable to carry you out - that's on you; It's January 20th and the world didn't end - we told you so!; Hey Mike Johnson, what took you so long to speak up?; Governor Landry Signature Blue; New Orleans solves it's homeless problem just in time for…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, January 6, 2025
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1:10:21Who needs cabbage and black eyed peas when you've got chilli fritos? Dave and Juan were somehow overlooked in the awarding of Presidential Medals of Freedom; NOLA Chief of Police - old lady, big hat; Apparently the "vehicle" was the culprit; Dave and his conspiracy theories; Juan's volunteer weekend was way more work than he thought; Make Romania G…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, December 23, 2024
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1:04:15There's no way that dude is Elsa's dad. Merry Christmas or happy whatever you do/don't celebrate; Karaoke church and Latin Mass; Was "Do They Know it's Christmas the world's first case of virtue signaling?; A little proof that woke is dead; Classing up a tailgate; Are old people with fuzzy socks allowed?; and more holiday fun.…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, December 9, 2024
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1:04:59Guess who's back!; The older we get, the less we care about what we wear in public; Bruh, I can't introduce myself in 30 minutes; When applying for a job took effort...and a stamp; How many have you been to? - play along with D&J; What ever happened to Kodak?; The grocery store mafia; Baton Rouge actually elects a Republican mayor; Jameis Winston -…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, December 2, 2024
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1:05:12By Dave Martin & Juan Simoneaux
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Dave & Juan: More Time, November 26, 2024
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1:05:23Perhaps the most unexpected Father-Daughter Wedding Dance ever!; RIP Chuck Woolery; Hey bruh, I got my good shoes on and that grass is wet; You know that dude who was a jerk in high school? Yeah, he's still a jerk; Pro business tip - if you're in a crappy mood, don't respond to emails; Tales from the swim meet; When Beyoncé steps into your holiday …
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Dave & Juan: More Time, November 18, 2024
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1:03:54Dave continues his Habit(at) of giving; Louisiana Congressman and Speaker of the House Mike Johnson gets a peek inside the Cool Kids' Club; Juan dismayed to learn old friend didn't grow up thinking he was the coolest guy in Paincourtville; Cookie cake licensing fees; Wedding ring trends for guys; Bruh, stop flattering yourself; and more. Also strea…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, November 11, 2024
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1:04:43You're blessed to be a blessing - especially when it involves helping a stranger lift a discarded sofa-sleeper onto the roof of his car; FEMA shows SIGNS of favoritism; Dave drives a Subaru - not that there's anything wrong with that; How much does that watch cost?; Juan becomes a fan of MSNBC; You lost now get over it; and more. #podcast #dadlife …
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Dave & Juan: More Time, November 5, 2024
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1:03:22RIP P Nut The Squirrel; Halloween left overs, You can'r outrun the weather, especially in an Altima; SNL and the FCC; Without fluoride in his water, Dave might have been Elon Musk; Juan can wear 2 shoes again; Christmas catalogs for 3rd world countries; Resetting clocks - the struggle is real; If your bull needs castrating, Dave is ready; and more.…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, October 28, 2024
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1:03:54GO VOTE!!; Halloween etiquette; NOLA cleans up for the Swifties but how long can it last; Juan goes to the ER, falls off crutches; Remember when we could still run?; Mosquitoes in late October!; Senior pictures back in the day - no airbrushing, no filters; So you're telling me Beyoncé's NOT gonna sing?; When was the last time multiple good movies c…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, October 21, 2024
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1:05:01Drew Brees honored while Saints season burns down around him; Want fries with your Big Mac?; I've never loaded a shotgun either - but I don't pretend I did; Elon gives away $1 million a day; Success is one possible outcome; What is Snoop Dogg NOT promoting; Mississippi does the time warp again; Dave is almost ready to give up on Dave's Singles; Why…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, October 7, 2023
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1:01:30Dave tailgates with the parents of Louisiana native, viral phenom and Buffalo Bills rookie Keon Coleman; Excuse me but could you jump-off my ambulance?; These bankers got bank; First world problems up in first class; Continued thoughts and prayers for North Carolina; and more. Also available to watch on YouTube. #podcast #dadlife #cajun #louisiana …
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Dave & Juan: More Time, September 30, 2024
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1:03:33Now that's a fire!; We're not in tailgating shape anymore; Thinking of those impacted by Hurricane Helene; So how many criminals have we let in?; School dance group dynamics; Hit and run pursuit; Shorthanded Secret Service; Invasion of the vultures; You ready to go?; Old school beepers are the bomb again; Has Mark Cuban boarded the crazy train?; an…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, September 23, 2024
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1:03:26When the Saints are winning, people stop killing; Fortnite is not a sport; Restaurant booth etiquette; Lining up for weed in. BR; It's take the First Lady to Work Day; Local politician pledges to take on China and Russia; At what point does hurricane debris become just trash in your yard; The pitfalls of the built-in microwave; Seafood City; How do…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, September 16, 2024
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1:01:01Hurricane news coverage has become more performance and less reality (kind of like politics); How much is your deductible?; The Houma TV Hurricane Stick and live call-ins; Dave ALMOST won the Lotto; Bon Jovi saves a life and Jane's Addiction almost takes one; A neighborhood where people cut their grass; Ideas for better government - relocate govern…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, September 10, 2024
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1:00:14Recapping a weekend of football - Nicholls & Saints exceed expectations; When the couple from ESPN that everyone laughed at is related to you; Refurbed Superdome, same old staff; Dave avoids Boubon Street and finds a historic chuch; A cigarette machine in a bar? You know you're in a cool place; Juan's friend Cozy Len makes it to The Voice; Park duc…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, September 2, 2024
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1:02:34Juan's dad turns the big 9-0; Showing up for fantasy football draft ready to take on anything; How long is too long to respond to a patient's hospital call button?; Lying for the sake of lying; Hoping to create a viral moment; If you died in your workplace, how long would it take your co-workers to notice?; When I said we didn't have any, what I me…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, August 26, 2024
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1:01:23The countdown to football season; Cheers to Dave's Aunt Marion; Any good eulogy includes untold stories of childhood mischief; If you're gonna drink in a cemetery, you might as well drink Miller Lite; Hiding in church; Upselling at the funeral home; The Hobby Lobby urn will do; Juan's daughter makes the news; Is that hernia mesh supposed to stick o…
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Dave & Juan: More Time, August 19, 2024
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1:02:02When did checking your temperature become such a challenge?; Holding your tongue in church; Hey, remember that assassination attempt?; Secret Service agents have on-the-job problems, too; Time to stock up on salad dressing and marching shoes; The most chill high profile interview ever; Business 101 - cost determines price; So while you're here, go …
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