The indestructible, blow-up bop clown punching bag - how boys learned to fight back in our day; Thought-provoking approach to crime prevention; D&J have no idea why we celebrate Cinco De Mayo; A streak of being stranded in the airport; When early morning cocktails confuse the server; Shushing a guy in church; Do "regular" people care about the Kentucky Derby?; Chugging a bad tasting cocktail may not be the wisest choice; Is it wrong to ask another guy how long it took to grow his mane of hair?; There was a time when everybody had jumper cables; The test drive - personal errand combo; Juan mixes up the Ford Pinto and Maverick; Spinning the ugly response at work; and more.