Y’all… we wish this one was made up.

Auric. A hospital. A very confused patient. And a moment that will live in his medical history forever.

In this hilarious, jaw-dropping, and very wet episode (you’ve been warned), Auric spills the story he’s never told — the time he accidentally made a woman… um… pop off during a medical procedure.

It was his first month as a nurse.

He was bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, and blissfully unaware of how anatomy actually works.

One traumatic brain injury patient later, and let’s just say…

He learned.

The hard way.

In front of the entire staff. 😳

But as wild as this story is, there’s always a deeper lesson.

And in true Auric fashion, he breaks down the awkward moment that taught him everything about shame, surrender, and how trying to “get it right” usually just f*cks us up.

So if you’ve ever felt like you need to have it all figured out before you start?

Listen to this one.

(And maybe don’t drink anything while you do — you will spit it out laughing.)

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