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The nightmare here isn’t just Freddy Krueger and it’s not just a coach into S&M. Going to high school in Springwood isn’t wise but neither is offroading through Joshua Tree National Park, Jared Fogel, A Chorus Line, racist cereal, fungal growth, science teachers with snakes, twerk cleaning, exploding parakeets, wood burning stoves in California basements, several small town gay bars, DaRude’s “Sandstorm,” a dick dad, full mouths, chest bursters, the diarrhea cramps, a Furby with teeth, Fessy, and a big ol’ gay phoenix.

Exit ticket: Ronnie takes Justin on a journey with this one. It’s such a journey it needs to be singing “Don’t Stop Believing.” It’s a Russian nesting doll of an exit ticket so brace yourself to determine what’s real and what isn’t. Just like a Nightmare on Elm Street.