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Anticipatory Set: The data from 2023 is in on teen drug use and the numbers, although shocking, haven’t gone up. Can Justin guess the top five teens are into? How many drugs listed did Rue do in the first two episodes of Euphoria?

Getting Schooled: Whao. Who knew that three of the last 4 of the Fall curriculum would be this depressing? The hosts fear for Gen Z and Ronnie is thankful he decided never to have kids. All this plus DominantDaddy, RIP Angus Cloud, shirtless boys watching porn, seedy hotel rooms, face tattoos on children, McSteamy being a dick, Kat embracing her eroticism, Disney backpacks, lunchroom pep assemblies, Coleman Domingo, bike rides, embarrassing McDonalds drunkenness, Pixie Stix angel dust, Smile 2, and deconstructing Nate.

Exit Ticket: It’s the end of the trimester so it’s time for the Rose and Thorn ceremony. Hey. It was either that or an essay final exam. Not to worry, kids; there’s some extra credit next week.