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Recovered in less-than-ideal condition, Tape 16 is a chaotic casserole of overlapping conversations, occasional military interference, and enough Bootstuck-brand nonsense to fog a lens. The first segment features Hat Guy wrestling with the existential crisis of which light belongs at which end of a vehicle—head or tail—while rhapsodizing about the convenience of disposable thumbs. Meanwhile, Dave enjoys what he describes as a “lower-half bath,” and somehow that’s not the weirdest part.

An abrupt edit later, we’re thrown into a caffeinated retelling of how Bootstuck’s signature morning beverage, “Joe,” came to be. The term “creamy Joe” is uttered, but mercifully left unexplored. Probably for the best.

Nothing runs. Nothing makes sense. But the tape sure smells like coffee and WD-40.

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