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Episode 43 | Conspiracies in the Clouds: Welcome to Weather Warfare
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In this bourbon-laced breakdown of blue skies and bold lies, the RBM crew takes to the clouds to unravel one of the most persistent (and poorly debunked) conspiracy theories of our time: chemtrails.
Are we watching harmless condensation—or inhaling government-grade aerosol cocktails? Why does the sky look like a tic-tac-toe board drawn by a drunk wizard? These are the real questions.
From whistleblowers and weaponized weather to billionaire space Barbie flights with suspiciously flawless G-force hair, Chris, Joey, and David grab the whiskey, pop the tinfoil, and dig into the shady science of sky hacking.
What We’re Covering in This Episode:
☁️ Contrails vs Chemtrails – Vapor or venom? Why is the sky spicy?
🧪 Aluminum, Barium & WTF – Monsanto may already own your garden.
🌦️ Owning the Weather by 2025 – It's 2025. The forecast is sus.
🎥 CGI Spaceflights – Was that Katy Perry or a mannequin with Wi-Fi?
🇺🇸 Operation Popeye – Yes, the U.S. tried to drown people with rain.
🥶 Red-Tinted Night Vision – Vietnam pilots saw demons. Totally fine.
🚀 Rods from God – Kinetic space weapons or G.I. Joe fanfiction?
💨 Stratospheric Sass – John Brennan basically admitted it on stage.
🛢️ Barrel Planes – Why does this aircraft look like a Bud Light truck full of poison?
The RBM crew debates geoengineering, government fog machines, and the ethics of space-based sunblocking. Chris has a whistleblower. Joey has questions. David wants fewer clouds and more laser accountability.
Quote of the Episode:
"Just drop the bowling balls from the plane. At least make it fun."
Whether you’re Team Toxic Trails, Team Cloud Coincidence, or just here to laugh at space lasers and Katy Perry lawsuits, this one’s for the sky-curious and the chemically-concerned.
🎧 Hit play, pour a bourbon, and watch the skies with us.
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