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Someone Failed Their Driving Test 128 Times It Cost £3000

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Someone failed their UK driving theory test 128 times, spending £3,000. The previous record was 21.
Jack Austin and Adam Garcia can't believe this is real. Plus: China just wiped out Nvidia's entire business model overnight.
And the world record for snapping cucumbers that absolutely nobody asked for.
**In this episode:**
✓ 128 failed theory tests (was it a man or woman? Place your bets)
✓ UK driving test wait times hit 22 WEEKS
✓ Military testers brought in to clear the backlog
✓ Bots booking tests and reselling them for profit
✓ China bans Nvidia - 95% to 0% market share instantly
✓ Why China's happy with inferior chips (quantity over quality)
✓ Rachel Reeves already breaking tax promises (shocking)
✓ 65 cucumbers snapped in 30 seconds
✓ Why Britain hasn't innovated since WW2
**Mind-blowing facts:**
Previous theory test failure record: 21 attempts
This person: 128 attempts
Cost per test: £23
Total wasted: £2,944
China's strategy: Buy 5 rubbish chips instead of 1 good Nvidia chip. Build bigger data centres. Win.
**Quote of the episode:**
"It would've been cheaper to train a fighter pilot for the RAF than get my mum to pass her driving test"
**World Record Corner:**
David Rush: 300 world records including:
- 65 cucumbers snapped in 30 seconds
- Most toilet paper rolls balanced on head
- The world record for most world records
John Evans: That British legend who balanced Minis on his head because he "found a really good hat"
**Timestamps:**
00:00 Politicians lying (water is wet)
00:11 Where does the UK even borrow money from?
00:21 China deletes Nvidia
00:39 The driving test disaster
00:43 128 failures - HOW?!
00:46 Bots stealing driving test slots
00:51 CUCUMBER WORLD RECORD
00:56 When Britain was great (balancing cars on heads)
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