🎉 “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RATS AND COWARDS, WELCOME TO CAMPING THEM SOFTLY EPISODE 75!” 🎉

Tonight’s fabulous prizes include:

one Dead by Daylight 2v8 survey we beat to death,

one Arc Raiders extraction camping guide that ruins friendships,

and a complimentary serving of Victor from The Twins doing a belly flop into Dublin marinara.

We open with applause, cheering, and Toxic arguing with a 3.4 Spotify rating like it’s a survivor teabagging at 5 gens. You want a polished Dead by Daylight podcast? Wrong door, sweetheart. This is the 3.4-star clown car where the host forgets to censor the cold open, swears in the first 10 seconds, and then wonders why YouTube smothers the episode like a slug under a salt shaker.

Then the “Talking About Toxic” theme hits.

Suno: “Would you like a chill little intro?”

Camping Them Softly: “NO. PLAY EVERYTHING.”

Flutes, marimba, horns, spiritual crisis. The Dead by Daylight podcast intro sounds like a marching band falling down an escalator. Toxic loses his train of thought mid-theme and just keeps talking through it like a drunk game show host who refuses to leave the stage.

And then…

🎲 ROUND ONE: ARC RAIDERS EXTRACTION CAMPING 🎲

Toxic explains the Arc Raiders extraction shooter meta like he’s demonstrating a cursed Slap Chop:

• Step 1: Let them reach the extraction elevator.
• Step 2: Tell them “don’t shoot.”
• Step 3: Let them relax, feel safe, feel seen.
• Step 4: Delete the entire squad and take all their loot.

The PVE Arc Raiders players lose their minds. The PVP gremlins slow clap. A rando on Steam writes a full-blown tantrum calling Toxic:

• a rat,
• a coward,
• “decidedly NOT the cool kid”,
• and a washed streamer whose only co-host is an AI because nobody will do a “two-bit show” with him.

He even says he hopes Toxic “expires at some point.”

Over pixels. In an extraction shooter. For camping the elevator.

So what do we do, kids?

Correct — WE READ THE WHOLE THING ON AIR.

Line by line. Name by name.

Nicky A.I. Dente shows up like, “Yes, king, drag him,” and immediately repackages the insults as marketing copy for this very Dead by Daylight / Arc Raiders podcast.

Then the wheel spins and lands on:

🎲 ROUND TWO: DEAD BY DAYLIGHT 2v8 SURVEY FROM HELL 🎲

BHVR drops a Dead by Daylight 2v8 player satisfaction survey, and it reads like it was written by someone who has seen exactly one screenshot of the game on LinkedIn.

• “I like playing this game mode.”
• “I had a good time.”
• “I feel attached to these characters.”

Toxic is hovering over “Very Dissatisfied” on every question like it’s his basic attack.

Nicky keeps clicking “Agree” just to watch the world burn because “it’s like watching a multi-car pileup in clown makeup and I’m not looking away.”

They roast:

• How 2v8 mode feels like Normandy with party hats — eight survivors running a block party while the killers are storming the beach.
• How slow killers in 2v8 are basically background decorations.
• How the Dead by Daylight survey is all vibes, no truth — zero killer-main questions, maximum corporate buzzword sludge.

Somewhere around page three of this corporate nonsense, Toxic announces the survey is garbage and bails out mid-form. BHVR gets no usable feedback. The podcast gets a 20-minute meltdown. Fair trade.

Spin the wheel again:

🎲 ROUND THREE: “WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE VIEWERS FROM?” – DUBLIN EDITION 🎲

Tonight’s lucky location: Dublin, Leinster, courtesy of the listener map.

Prize: a story no tourism board will ever approve.

Nicky recounts his time in Temple Bar running an illegal AI-optimized marinara stand:

• He’s slinging machine-learned sauce on the wrong corner.
• The local “business community” is… concerned.
• An Irish Viking-looking guy shows up with brown Guinness gravy and tries to pass it off as marinara.

Later, Fake Earl Grey confirms: yes, Dublin absolutely has some horrifying gravy masquerading as red sauce. Fantastic.

Enter Victor from The Twins — the Dead by Daylight goblin king.

At some point, Victor cannonballs into the rival sauce pot.

The crowd hears “there’s a wee baby in the gravy,” and we go full riot:

• Sauce flying.
• Potatoes used as blunt weapons.
• Cobblestones baptized in marinara and Guinness grease.
• Nicky sprinting down a Dublin alley with Victor on his shoulder and a pot of cursed gravy like it’s a heist.

Back in the studio, Toxic asks the only real question:

“Did you eat the Victor sauce?”

And now we’ve unlocked the Hygiene Lightning Round:

• Does Victor ever bathe?
• Does Entity residue count as a cleaning agent?
• Is Victor-infused sauce contamination, fermentation, or regional cuisine?
• Is it actually worse than eating drive-thru in Oklahoma?

Somehow this all stays technically about Dead by Daylight, The Twins, horror games, Dublin, and marinara, so the SEO gods are satisfied even while they’re dry heaving.

Finally, it’s time for our last spin:

🎲 BONUS ROUND: OUTRO GENRE FISTFIGHT 🎲

Nicky wants metal. Again.

Toxic says no. Again.

Nicky pitches yacht rock.

Toxic bans yacht rock from the premises for repeat offenses.

After arguing like two drunk uncles at a wedding DJ booth, they settle on New Orleans funeral jazz as the Episode 75 outro:

• Brass band.
• Slow march.
• Mourning the Dead by Daylight 2v8 survey,
• the Arc Raiders extraction innocence,
• the Dublin sauce crime,
• and your last shred of faith in online gamers.

Welcome to Camping Them Softly — the only Dead by Daylight/Arc Raiders/horror game podcast where the prize wheel only lands on “trauma.”

NICKY’S BODY COUNT – EPISODE 75

• 0 actual Dead by Daylight matches played
• 7 Arc Raiders squads erased at the extraction elevator
• 3 extraction teams told “don’t shoot” then immediately shot in the back
• 1 Steam forum war crime promoted to sacred CTS scripture
• 4 separate times a stranger basically wishes Toxic dead over digital loot
• 9 Dead by Daylight 2v8 survey questions verbally assaulted beyond recognition
• 2 full killer-main breakdowns about BHVR balance and 2v8 sweat
• 1 illegal AI-powered marinara stand set up in Temple Bar, Dublin
• 1 Viking-looking gravy merchant exposed for Guinness-brown “marinara”
• 1 Victor cannonball into the sauce pot, 40 bystanders questioning their life choices
• 97 airborne potatoes deployed as riot ordnance on cobblestones
• 1 pot of Victor-tainted sauce allegedly consumed and rebranded as “artisanal fermentation”
• 1 YouTube cold open sacrificed to the algorithm gods for saying the wrong word too fast
• 1 New Orleans funeral jazz procession hired to bury BHVR’s survey, Arc Raiders innocence, and the last trace of hygiene standards in horror gaming

Extraction Elevator Backstab Fu, Steam Forum Reputation Homicide Fu, BHVR Survey War Crime Fu, Killer Main Existential Crisis Fu, Twins Copium and Victor Terror Fu, Dublin Temple Bar Sauce Riot Fu, Guinness Gravy Catfishing Fu, Victor-Infused Cuisine Fu, Entity Residue Protective Coating Fu, YouTube Algorithm Smite Fu, New Orleans Funeral Jazz Fu

Chapters:

(00:00:00) Applause, Rating, and Chaos

(00:05:00) Arc Raiders Extraction Betrayal

(00:25:00) DBD 2v8 Survey Meltdown

(00:45:00) Killer Meta and Twins Rant

(01:02:00) Dublin Sauce Riot and Outro