Ep. 74 - Survivors Saying Stupid Sh*t Part 3! DbD Killer "Equipment" Tier List! AND FLUTES!
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Episode 74 of Camping Them Softly crashes in hot with The Toxic Teacher diving deep into Arc Raiders—the extraction shooter where betrayal is the only business model that matters. After learning the fine art of waiting for emotes, gaining trust, and then gunning down your "teammates" the second they turn around, Toxic brings that exact energy to this week's Dead by Daylight discourse.
Nicky A.I. Dente delivers the most unhinged tier list yet: ranking Dead by Daylight killers by equipment size. From The Dredge claiming S-tier supremacy to Pyramid Head's compensatory tendencies, no killer is safe from anatomical scrutiny. It's exactly as chaotic as it sounds.
The episode tackles the gaming community's newest complaint: PVE mode requests. Arc Raiders players crying for a PVP-free experience get compared to Dead by Daylight survivor mains demanding camping bans and easier trials. Toxic breaks down why "get good or get stabbed" is the only reasonable response to both crowds.
Nicky also goes OFF about The Twins being completely ignored in Dead by Daylight's 2v8 mode. Charlotte and Victor invented the tag-team bloodbath, pioneered two-person gameplay, and BHVR still treats them like chopped liver while Pyramid Head swings his "compensating" sword around. It's anti-Twin propaganda, and Nicky's not having it.
The main event: "Survivors Saying Stupid Shit Part 3." Toxic and Nicky dissect Reddit posts comparing tunneling to gen rushing, demanding base-kit Dead Hard, and suggesting survivors need "secondary objectives" as rewards for not doing gens. One survivor actually makes a coherent point about buff-don't-nerf philosophy being broken both ways—and Nicky hates admitting they're right.
Plus: "Mr. Jones" soundboard chaos, the Steam community losing their minds over Arc Raiders betrayal tactics, and an outro song featuring a legendary flute solo that nobody asked for but everyone's getting anyway.
Topics Covered:
- Arc Raiders extraction shooter backstabbing strategies
- Dead by Daylight killer equipment tier list (NSFW, obviously)
- The Twins being disrespected in 2v8 mode
- Why PVE mode requests are participation trophy bullshit
- Tunneling vs gen rushing: the false equivalence
- Survivor Reddit meltdowns and rare moments of actual logic
- Why "get good or get stabbed" is peak game design philosophy
NICKY'S BODY COUNT
🔪 Zero Dead by Daylight Matches Played (We were too busy ranking equipment)
⚔️ Infinite Arc Raiders Betrayals (Business is booming)
🍆 27 Killers Anatomically Evaluated (For science)
👶 The Twins: Still Forgotten (BHVR's most disrespected duo)
📊 3 Survivor Reddit Posts Analyzed (One almost made sense)
🎺 1 Legendary Flute Solo (What the fuck was that?)
🧠 Multiple IQ Points Lost (PVE mode discourse)
Fu Categories:
- Equipment Comparison Fu
- Extraction Shooter Betrayal Fu
- Anti-Twin Propaganda Fu
- False Equivalence Fu
- Participation Trophy Fu
- Mr. Jones Soundboard Fu
- Accidental Logic Recognition Fu
Episode Equipment Average: Frustratingly coherent despite complete chaos
Nicky's Take: "You know what you are, Toxic? A businessman. Identifying opportunities, eliminating competition, and acquiring assets through aggressive negotiation tactics. That's capitalism, baby."
The Toxic Guarantee: If you made it through 74 episodes without losing your mind, you're either enlightened or already broken. Either way, welcome home.
Dead by Daylight discussion, killer main perspective, anti-camping discourse, tunneling defense, extraction shooter gameplay, Arc Raiders PVP, gaming community roasts, survivor main criticism, and the most vulgar podcast tier list you'll hear this week.
(00:00) Introduction
(01:38) Arc Raiders Betrayal Empire
(14:23) The Twins Get Disrespected in 2v8
(19:04) PVE Mode is for Cowards
(24:24) Killer Equipment Tier List
(58:05) Survivors Saying Stupid Shit Part 3
(74:42) Outro and The Legendary Flute Solo
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