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Is "John Carter" really the worst science fiction movie ever made? Join us as Dan and Tony go head-to-head on this polarizing film from 2012, dissecting its categorization as a science fiction western adventure. We'll delve into Taylor Kitsch's lackluster performance and James Purefoy's standout role, while also tackling the film's problematic title and baffling marketing campaign. Whether you think "John Carter" is a cinematic disaster or just a misunderstood gem, our heated debate is sure to entertain and provoke thought.
We also dig into the movie's narrative and character development flaws, examining how and why the adaptation veered so far from its beloved source material. From John Carter's inexplicable powers to the bizarre Martian reproduction concepts, we leave no stone unturned. Our discussion highlights the film's inconsistencies, such as the abrupt mastery of the Martian language and the failure to create a compelling foreign world. Comparing it to other sci-fi triumphs like "Avatar," we point out where "John Carter" missed the mark and speculate on what could have been done differently.
As we wrap up, we tackle the perplexing plot choices that plague the film, including repetitive escape sequences and illogical character decisions. We reflect on the impact of the movie's failure on the careers of its stars, while also speculating on upcoming films like "Twisters" and "Rebel Moon." To add some levity, we share quirky movie recommendations and highlight some entertaining YouTube content. Don't miss our engaging and humorous dissection of "John Carter" and more in this week's episode!
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