Best Dan Goodsell and Tony Czech Podcasts (2025)

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Hate Watching The Pickup: A Monkey, A Ring, and Zero Stakes 1:27:36

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Send us a text The trailer had us hopeful; the movie had us baffled. We dive into The Pickup and pull apart why a slick heist premise, a stacked cast, and a veteran director still yield a comedy-thriller with no real stakes and a whole lot of shrugs. From the opening bank “meet-cute” with a drawn gun that triggers zero fallout to an armored-truck c…

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Hate Watching Timeline: Dumb, Fun, Semi-History 1:26:33

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Send us a text A time machine that behaves like a fax, a grenade that hops centuries, and an ear that turns into destiny—this conversation goes deep on why Timeline is both ridiculous and ridiculously enjoyable. We break down the movie’s soft science with a smile, from wormholes that sometimes sync to the minute to medallions that only work when th…

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Hate Watching Land of the Lost: Big Brain T-Rex, Tiny Plot 1:19:18

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Send us a text Dinosaurs, portals, and a chorus line of pterodactyls should be a slam dunk. We dove into Land of the Lost to figure out why a movie with so many toys keeps losing the game—and how a few smart changes could have turned chaos into comedy that sticks. We start with the core misfire: Will Ferrell is asked to play a straight-man scientis…

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Hate Watching Little Evil: Little Evil, Big Opinions 1:36:47

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Send us a text What happens when a sharp horror-comedy premise gets tripped up by soggy jokes and TV-flat reactions? We dig into Little Evil with a filmmaker’s eye and a comic’s ear, mapping the moments that could have soared if the setups, POV, and character logic actually aligned. From the tornado wedding and the defensive videographer to the CPS…

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Hate Watching Werewolves: Don't Forget Your Moonscreen 1:20:08

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Send us a text A supermoon turns the world wild, Frank Grillo grabs a shotgun, and we grab our notes. We break down Werewolves with the kind of scene-by-scene nitpicks and love for schlock that only come from watching too many creature features at 2 a.m. The premise is killer—moonlight triggers global transformations—but the movie keeps stepping on…

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Hate Watching Superman: An Unpopular Opinion 1:40:44

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Send us a text A Superman movie where the dog makes more choices than the Man of Steel? We dove into James Gunn’s take and found a shiny spectacle that keeps dodging the heart of the character. From a midstream opening to a city-leviathan set piece shot through a fish-eye lens, the film races past the moments that would make us care, then tries to …

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Hate Watching Freddy Vs. Jason: Dumb Fun Done Right 1:17:15

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Send us a text Two horror titans enter, consistency takes a vacation, and we can’t stop talking about why it still works. We rewind to 2003 and pull apart Freddy vs. Jason from its crisp, newcomer‑friendly recap to the outsized, fire‑lit brawls that the whole campaign was built around. We’re honest about the warts: clunky teen dialogue, jump scares…

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Hate Watching Broken Arrow: John Woo's Woes 1:30:49

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Send us a text Nuclear theft, a smirking supervillain, and a train sequence that refuses to quit—our rewatch of John Woo’s Broken Arrow is a love letter to the wildest corners of ’90s action. We kick off Todd’s birthday stream with a question we can’t stop asking: why do some “bad” movies age into perfect Friday-night fun? From the opening boxing m…

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Hate Watching Nothing But Trouble: The Penis Nose Episode 1:17:26

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Send us a text Ever watch a movie that feels like it was built out of wild props and late-night dreams—and then realize no one bothered to build the world around it? We dive headfirst into Nothing but Trouble, tracing how a killer cast (Dan Aykroyd, Chevy Chase, Demi Moore, John Candy) and a bonkers premise wobble into an unappealing blur of gadget…

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Hate Watching Blues Brothers 2000: When Blues Loses its Soul 1:24:10

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Send us a text What happens when you take a cult classic like "The Blues Brothers," remove its electric star, add a random child, strip away all profanity, and film it entirely on sterile soundstages? You get "Blues Brothers 2000," one of the most bewildering sequel disasters in cinema history. Our deep dive into this 1998 misfire reveals how profo…

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Hate Watching I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025): Hook, Line, and Stinker 1:25:05

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Send us a text Thirty years in the making, the legacy sequel to "I Know What You Did Last Summer" promised to resurrect a beloved 90s horror franchise by bringing back Julie James and Ray Bronson. What we got instead was a bewildering reinvention that left us questioning everything we loved about the original. In this deep-dive episode, we unpack h…

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Hate Watching Babylon A.D.: Snowmobiles, Submarines, and Supernatural Babies 1:34:03

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Send us a text Welcome back to another episode of Hate Watching with Dan and Tony! This week, we're diving into the 2008 sci-fi flick "Babylon A.D." starring Vin Diesel. A movie so confusing, it made us question if it was even finished! Join us as we try to make sense of a plot that is "very influenced by Children of Men" but fails to live up to it…

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Hate Watching Alien vs. Predator (AVP): The Almost-Kiss That Shocked the World! 1:23:48

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Send us a text Welcome, fellow cinephiles and movie-haters! In this episode of Hate Watching with Dan and Tony, we’re taking on a true heavyweight of bad cinema: the 2004 movie "Alien vs. Predator"! Dan and Tony put this sci-fi showdown under the microscope, tackling some of the most ridiculous movie moments you've ever seen. We’re talking about an…

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Hate Watching War of the Worlds (2025): What's In Your Amazon Cart? 1:31:16

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Send us a text Enter the bizarre world of "War of the Worlds 2025," where product placement and alien invasion collide in what might be the most gloriously terrible sci-fi film of recent years. Join us as we unpack this Amazon Prime spectacle that had us laughing harder than any intentional comedy could. At the center of this disaster is Ice Cube a…

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Hate Watching Zoolander 2: Now Who's Taking Crazy Pills? 1:36:13

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Send us a text Is a creator's vision more important than fan expectations? When Dan selected Zoolander 2 to counter Tony's Happy Gilmore 2 pick, neither expected to ignite a fundamental debate about the nature of filmmaking itself. What begins as a typical movie discussion quickly transforms into a passionate philosophical standoff. Dan champions Z…

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Hate Watching Happy Gilmore 2: On Par or Fore-get About It? 1:45:46

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Send us a text In this passionate, no-holds-barred episode, Tony and Dan find themselves on opposite sides of the Happy Gilmore 2 debate, creating one of their most spirited discussions yet. Tony defends the Netflix sequel as a masterful love letter to the original, awarding it an impressive 8.5/10, while Dan dismisses it as a lazy rehash that fail…

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Hate Watching Club Dread: Broken Lizard's Broken Movie 1:26:46

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Send us a text Have you ever anticipated a sequel only to have your expectations completely shattered? That's exactly what happened with Broken Lizard's "Club Dread," their follow-up to the cult classic "Super Troopers." What went wrong when the comedy troupe attempted to blend slasher horror with their established comedy style? In this deeply anal…

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Hate Watching Amsterdam: Or how Taylor Swift steals the show! 1:16:15

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Send us a text When three friends—a doctor with a glass eye, an African-American lawyer, and a mysterious nurse-turned-artist—become entangled in a murder investigation in 1930s New York, they uncover a sinister conspiracy that reaches to the highest levels of American power. What begins as a quest to clear their names transforms into a fight again…

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Hate Watching I Still Know What You Did Last Summer: Hook, Line, and No Terror 1:21:17

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Send us a text Remember when 90s horror was all about beautiful people running from fishermen with hooks? "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer" perfectly encapsulates that strange era when our slashers took tropical vacations and our protagonists made questionable decisions at every turn. Jennifer Love Hewitt returns as Julie James, still traumat…

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Hate Watching Mean Girls (2024): This remake should have stopped trying to make itself happen 1:16:41

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Send us a text "Stop trying to make fetch happen" might be the most iconic line from Mean Girls, but this musical remake probably should have stopped trying to make itself happen. The 2024 Mean Girls musical adaptation presents a curious paradox: it's a movie musical with songs so abbreviated they barely register and a storyline that somehow manage…

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Hate Watching Snow White: We Would Rather Eat the Poison Apple 1:28:30

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Send us a text When Disney unveiled its 2025 live-action reimagining of Snow White, audiences expected a thoughtful update of the beloved classic. Instead, we discovered a bewildering misstep that fails at the fundamental elements of storytelling, character development, and musical composition. Diving deep into this adaptation, we meticulously comp…

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Hate Watching From The Vaults: Abduction 1:25:45

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Send us a text We go back to one of our earlier episodes as Tony was out sick this week! A teenage martial arts star with a perfect body and an expressionless face attempts to become the next Jason Bourne? What could possibly go wrong? Taylor Lautner's post-Twilight action vehicle "Abduction" takes us on a wild ride through one of the most illogica…

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Hate Watching Interview With The Vampire: Emo Vamps, Campy Cruise and So Many Beautiful Men 1:36:15

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Send us a text Take a journey into the sumptuous yet flawed world of Anne Rice's vampires as Tony and Dan sink their teeth into "Interview with the Vampire," the 1994 adaptation that tantalized audiences but left many fans of the novel bloodthirsty for more. The hosts explore how this gothic tale suffers from its reluctance to embrace the passionat…

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Hate Watching Fountain of Youth: A Two-Hour Expedition to Nowhere 2:02:05

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Send us a text Adventure films are a delicate balance of charm, wonder, and heart—which is why "Fountain of Youth" is such a fascinating disappointment to dissect. What should have been a thrilling revival of a beloved genre instead becomes a masterclass in missed opportunities. The frustration comes not from the film being terrible (we've seen wor…

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Hate Watching The Phantom: The Real Purple Dinosaur 1:36:24

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Send us a text Remember the 90s, when superhero movies were still figuring out what they wanted to be? Before the sleek, unified vision of X-Men or the cultural juggernaut of the MCU, there was "The Phantom" (1996) – a fascinating relic that demonstrates exactly why superhero cinema needed a complete overhaul. In our latest episode, we venture deep…

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Hate Watching Minecraft: Let Our Hips Be Your Guide 1:13:25

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Send us a text Minecraft: The Movie had all the ingredients for disaster - a video game with no story, a director known for divisive comedies, and the challenge of bringing blocky visuals to life. Yet somehow, this cubic adventure emerges as one of the most genuinely entertaining family films of the year. Jack Black brings manic energy as Steve, a …

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Hate Watching Drive-Away Dolls: Love is a sleigh ride through bad cinema 1:47:44

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Send us a text When the Coen brothers parted ways after decades of collaboration, film fans wondered what their individual work might reveal about their creative dynamic. Drive Away Dolls, Ethan Coen's first solo directorial effort, provides a fascinating if frustrating answer to that question. This deep-dive episode explores how the absence of Joe…

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Hate Watching Hell Of A Summer: A slasher film with an identity crisis 1:27:26

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Send us a text What happens when a self-referential slasher comedy can't quite figure out what it wants to be? "Hell of a Summer," the directorial debut from Finn Wolfhard and Billy Bryk, promised to do for summer camp slashers what "Scream" did for the entire genre – but stumbles in its execution despite some genuine bright spots. This week, we di…

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Hate Watching The In Crowd: Snake Handlers and Sociopaths 1:32:42

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Send us a text What makes a psychological thriller truly captivating? In this episode, we crack open the vault to examine "The In Crowd," a largely forgotten gem from 2000 that perfectly captures the post-Cruel Intentions era of teen psychological thrillers. From the moment Adrian steps out of a psychiatric institution and into the pristine world o…

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Hate Watching In The Lost Lands: Some Books Should Stay Books 1:47:54

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Send us a text Ever wondered what happens when a $55 million budget collides with an incoherent script? Welcome to our horrified exploration of "In the Lost Lands," quite possibly one of the worst movies ever committed to film. Based on a George R.R. Martin short story (though you'd never guess it), this fantasy disaster stars Mila Jovovich as Gray…

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Hate Watching Spaceman: Houston, We Have a Metaphor! 1:26:36

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Send us a text An astronaut floating alone six months into a year-long mission. A mysterious alien spider that appears out of nowhere. A marriage crumbling across the vast emptiness of space. Netflix's "Spaceman" promised profound cosmic revelations but delivered a beautiful yet frustratingly hollow meditation on human connection. Adam Sandler star…

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Hate Watching Cleaner: Squeegee of Death 1:41:58

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Send us a text When Joey, a seemingly ordinary window cleaner played by Daisy Ridley, reports for her night shift at a towering London skyscraper, she has no idea she's about to be thrust into a deadly game of survival. As she dangles precariously outside the building's glass exterior, a sophisticated group of eco-terrorists infiltrates a corporate…

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Hate Watching No Holds Barred: Bad Guys, Body Slams, and Bathroom Humor 1:29:00

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Send us a text Dan is out sick so we go back into the vaults to release one of our favorite episodes! Enjoy! Professional wrestling blurs the lines between reality and entertainment, but 1989's "No Holds Barred" obliterates them completely. We journey into the bizarre world of Hulk Hogan's first starring film role and discover a movie that doesn't …

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Hate Watching The Gorge: Plant People Beware! 1:19:19

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Send us a text In the fog-shrouded valley where two superpowers meet, a deeply human story unfolds against the backdrop of Cold War tensions and ancient mysteries. The Gorge brilliantly pairs Miles Teller and Anya Taylor-Joy as elite snipers stationed on opposite sides of a mysterious chasm, creating one of the most unique and compelling on-screen …

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Hate Watching Prince of Persia The Sands of Time: A Video Game Adaptation That Almost Worked 1:11:18

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Send us a text What happens when a big-budget blockbuster has all the right ingredients but still fails to fully satisfy? That's the puzzle at the heart of our deep dive into 2010's Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, a film that cost hundreds of millions to make but couldn't capture the magic of its video game source material. The conversation kicks …

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Hate Watching The Electric State: Robots, Humans, and One Really Bad Wig 2:02:30

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Send us a text In "The Electric State," Netflix's visually stunning but narratively bewildering $300 million sci-fi adventure, we're transported to an alternate 1990s America recovering from a robot war that never quite makes sense. What begins as a promising exploration of technology addiction and human-robot relations quickly devolves into a conf…

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Hate Watching Pathfinder: Swords, Snow, and Terrible Viking Fashion Choices 1:32:32

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Send us a text Step into the shadowy world of "Pathfinder," Marcus Nispel's forgotten 2007 action film that stands as a fascinating study in missed opportunities. Released in the same week as Zack Snyder's "300" with a comparable budget, this Karl Urban-starring vehicle attempted similar visual flair but stumbled where "300" soared. The premise hol…

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Hate Watching Conan The Barbarian: Epic Fails in Fantasy Cinema 1:21:10

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Send us a text Step into the chaotic realm of *Conan the Barbarian* (2011) as we dissect the questionable choices that left audiences bewildered. With Jason Momoa at the forefront, the film boasted a hefty budget but struggled to deliver more than spectacular visuals. We explore how the plot muddied character arcs, particularly in the lackluster re…

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Hate Watching Flight Risk: Flying High and Falling Hard 1:31:20

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Send us a text Join us as we dissect the highs and lows of the acting profession while humorously critiquing the “so-bad-it’s-good” flick, “Flight Risk.” In this engaging episode, we dive into the core of what drives actors to pursue their dream careers, highlighting their desperate need for recognition and the hurdles they face along the way. Thro…

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Hate Watching Oblivion: Tom Cruise, Sci-Fi Tropes, and CGI Marvels 1:39:12

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Send us a text Remember those childhood days of panning for gold at Knott's Berry Farm? We do, and it sets the stage for our throwback review of the 2013 sci-fi flick "Oblivion," featuring Tom Cruise. Does Cruise's undeniable charisma salvage a film riddled with clichés and predictability? We banter back and forth, questioning the originality—or la…

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Kraven the Hunter: A Humorous Critique of Ambition, Absurdity, and CGI Missteps 1:20:50

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Send us a text What happens when a notorious villain tries to play the hero? The answer might leave you scratching your head as we untangle the cinematic web of "Kraven the Hunter." Imagine a film with all the ambition of "John Wick" but none of the coherence or thrill—yep, that's Kraven. We kick off with a side-splitting chat about voice impersona…

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Unraveling 'Freejack': Time Travel, Dystopias, and Swiss Escapades 1:06:42

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Send us a text What happens when memories of a mediocre film collide with contemporary reflections on identity and time travel? Join us as we navigate the tangled narratives and bizarre performances of "Free Jack,” where past meets future in the most unusual ways. The episode dives into nostalgia, societal commentary, and the innate humor tied to e…

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Hate Watching Milk Money 1:23:11

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Send us a text Remember those carefree days of the 90s, when our biggest worry was catching our favorite movie on VHS? We take you on a trip down memory lane as we hilariously unpack the quirks and absurdities of "Milk Money," starring Melanie Griffith and Ed Harris. As we reminisce about our youthful adventures pedaling through suburban streets, w…

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Hate Watching Venom: The Last Dance 1:12:48

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Send us a text An exploration of the whimsical chaos and humor present in Venom 3, showcasing its characters, plot confusion, and comedic elements that spark intrigue. The hosts share their thoughts on the film's relationship dynamics and the inconsistent storytelling while still managing to entertain. • Dissection of Venom 3's plot and character d…

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Hate Watching Red One 1:31:53

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Send us a text Can a Christmas movie truly capture the spirit of the season without a hint of originality? That's the question we're asking as we unravel our mixed emotions about "Red One," the festive film that left us scratching our heads. We pit it against holiday heavyweights like "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" and "Die Hard," diving into the…

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Hate Watching Joker: Folie à Deux 1:40:40

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Send us a text Ever wondered what happens when the Joker tries to sing a courtroom ballad? We tackle this and more as we dissect "Joker: Folie à Deux," grappling with the movie's audacious blend of courtroom drama and musical elements. While our feelings are mixed about the film's narrative execution, we find ourselves pondering Lady Gaga's standou…

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Hate Watching Dear Santa 1:25:39

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Send us a text What do a Christmas werewolf film and a PG-13 family comedy have in common? They both challenge our perception of traditional holiday movies and leave us with a head-scratching blend of humor and horror. In this episode, we unpack the strange timing of a werewolf film's December release and imagine the hilarity of a festive lycanthro…

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Hate Watching Shanghai Surprise 1:20:15

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Send us a text Remember the time when Madonna was more than just a pop icon and Sean Penn was her real-life partner in crime? Join us on a rollicking journey back to the 80s as we unpack the notorious film "Shanghai Surprise," a movie that leaves us surprised for all the wrong reasons. From explosive opium smuggling scenes to bizarre mothball twist…

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Hate Watching Poolman 1:21:13

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Send us a text What do you get when you mix a Scottish honeymoon burglary, a Nintendo DS heist, and Chris Pine's directorial ambitions? A rollercoaster episode of "Hey Watch It with Dan and Tony!" We kick off with Dan's personal tale of a honeymoon gone awry in the scenic lands of Scotland, leading us into a chat about Chris Pine's debut, "Poolman.…

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Hate Watching Trap 1:27:11

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Send us a text Ever tried a Kool-Aid pickle? We kick off this unexpectedly wild ride with some strange culinary adventures that will tickle your taste buds and your funny bone. Join us as we wade through the colorful waters of bizarre food trends, before diving into a lively debate: are movies still the reigning American art form, or have video gam…

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