Patrick and Dustin dive headfirst into the gloriously unhinged world of Lady Terminator, the 1988 Indonesian action-horror fever dream that answers the age-old question: “What if James Cameron’s cyborg assassin also happened to be a mythical sea queen with an evil eel living in her vagina?”

Expect outrageous fashion, laser-eyed stares, dialogue that feels like it was beamed in from another dimension, and more bullets than plot points. We unpack every inexplicable twist, questionable special effect, and legendary one-liner — all while trying to decide if Lady Terminator is a cinematic disaster, a secret masterpiece, or both.