Grab your favorite mug (preferably one that says I love goats and the word fck*) and cozy up—because in this special Halloween edition of Drinks with the Girls, we're diving into the real-life horror stories of midlife womanhood.

You know the ones:

• A black chin hair that shows up in full sunlight

• Rogue pubes on your mid-thigh

• Eyebrow hairs that disappear… only to reappear somewhere completely inappropriate

• Peeing when you sneeze or laugh

• Skin tags no one warned you about

• Fluffy vaginas (yes, really)

Karen and Lisa spill all the weird, messy, unfiltered truths about what’s happening to their bodies—and probably yours too—and why talking (and laughing) about it is the best medicine.

From hot tips like “keep tweezers in your car” to surprising facts about pelvic floor health, hormone shifts, perimenopause, and the pressure to stay "ageless," this episode is like a girls’ night in with your smartest, funniest, most honest friends.

It’s gross. It’s hilarious. And it’s about damn time someone said it out loud.

This episode is for you if:

• You’ve ever screamed at a rogue chin hair in natural light

• You're wondering WTF is happening to my ankles?

• You’re tired of pretending your body hasn’t changed since 29

• You’re ready to drop the shame, the silence, and maybe your pants (because sweatpants are life)

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🍸☕ What We Were Drinking:

🍵Tizzy
CleanTox Tea + Arbonne Energy Fizz
#arbonne

☕Basic B*tch Coffee

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🎧Show Notes

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Connect with your hosts:
✨ Karen Shatafian – www.karenshatafian.com
✨ Lisa Corricello-McDowell – www.nextlevellifewithlisa.com