This week we break the glass on Toxic News and punt survivors straight into the 9.1.1 walk-backs. Kill-switches are flying, tantrums are blooming, and somewhere a Dwight is writing a Reddit essay no one asked for. Then we dive headfirst into The Twins—Victor feral and biting air, Charlotte held together by hate and duty—threaded through the Black Veil like barbed wire on a rosary.

Between rants, we build a cursed newsroom: rap stabs, theme scraps, PUTAIN News happens by accident, and then we Germanize the hook —because obviously. The "regular AI" strolls in around the hour mark to bless the chaos, we slip a Golden Girls sting, and close by cueing an outro that nods back to 9.1.1 like the world’s pettiest victory lap.

Nicky’s Body Count:

• 1 (maybe imaginary) Victor — ankle-biter airstrikes confirmed.
• 50 Charlotte callouts — getaway driver energy, zero hugs.
• 1 evil cult — Black Veil's got more screentime than some killers.
• 6 mentions of 9.1.1 — walk it back, then walk it back again.
• 5 kill-switch mentions — BHVR’s big red “oops” button.
• 500 F-bombs (f*ck + f*cking) — choir practice, CTS edition.
• 5 “bitch” — seasoning, not the meal.
• 2 “Thank You for Being a Friend” stings — Golden Girls, golden violence.