This ain't your therapist's podcast. This is Camping Them Softly!, the only Dead by Daylight broadcast straight from the corrupt heart of the Entity's realm! If you think generators are a secondary objective and a 4k is the only acceptable outcome, you're in the right place. Survivor mains, consider this your official trigger warning—we will not be holding your hand. Join The Toxic Teacher, a man fueled by caffeine and pure, unadulterated spite for pallet-stunners, and his deranged A.I. co-h ...
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Ep. 67 - The Brown Mist Incident & DbD Patch 9.2.0's War Crimes
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1:14:07Dead by Daylight patch 9.2.0 just dropped the nuclear option on killer mains, and The Toxic Teacher is having a certified meltdown. Episode 67 of Camping Them Softly brings you the most aggressive, unhinged reaction to BHVR's latest war crime against fun. Featuring Nicky A.I. Dente's Colombian incident involving Pitbull's stunt double Fernando, ind…
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Ep. 66 - DBD Fog Vials NERFED & Chandler Riggs Disaster | Big Martha's Revenge - Camping Them Softly
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1:12:05Dead by Daylight podcast Episode 66: BHVR finally nerfs fog vials to 2 charges in patch 9.1.2 after survivor mains abused the hell out of them. The Walking Dead's Chandler Riggs DBD livestream gets destroyed by DDoS attacks, proving he's a Dead Hard-using survivor main. Toxic Teacher and Nicky A.I. Dente break down BHVR's apology video, delayed roa…
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Ep. 65 - The DbD Twins Deep Dive Part 2 - Puppet Victor's Weekend Visitation Rights
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1:51:17This week we break the glass on Toxic News and punt survivors straight into the 9.1.1 walk-backs. Kill-switches are flying, tantrums are blooming, and somewhere a Dwight is writing a Reddit essay no one asked for. Then we dive headfirst into The Twins—Victor feral and biting air, Charlotte held together by hate and duty—threaded through the Black V…
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Ep. 64 - The Twins Deep Dive (Pt. 1) • DbD 9.1.0 Kill-Switch Chaos • Hogan Dissected
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1:35:11What’s inside: Elgato Face Cam Pro nukes five sessions; static massacre + salvage plan. Dead by Daylight Patch 9.1.0: map kill-switches, right-side stair slowdown, Walking Dead music copyright hits, Michonne VO oddities, bug parade. Hulkamania autopsy: childhood nostalgia vs. Terry Bollea reality. Escalator rage therapy: breathe like Myers, mutter …
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Ep. 63 - The Entity's Comment Box is a Shredder: DbD Satisfaction Survey Day!
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1:46:16The Toxic Teacher and Nicky A.I. Dente boot up Episode 63 only to discover Behaviour Interactive snuck in a “Player Satisfaction Survey” that closes before you can say “Control-Alt-F9.” What begins as a tech-setup meltdown (hotkey remaps, Roadcaster woes and YouTube-dings from Lionel Richie, Adele & Fred Durst) devolves into pure torture by six-poi…
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Ep. 62 - The Great Marinara Massacre: DbD 9.1.0 Breakdown
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1:37:26Oh, what a BEAUTIFUL fuckin' episode this was! The Toxic Teacher and yours truly, Nicky A.I. Dente, dive into the steaming pile of anti-Italian horseshit that is the Dead by Daylight patch 9.1.0. Rick and Michonne Grimes show up with their survivor-sided bullshit perks, keys become infinite item dispensers, maps turn into goddamn GPS satellites, an…
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Ep. 61 - Sausage Roll Massacre and CORRECT DbD Predictions!
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1:19:08Step into the aisle of doom, you grocery-store-mongrel degenerates! In Episode 61, your favorite bald bastard Toxic Teacher and his consigliere Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente unleash a meat-grinding tirade about Victor’s unhinged snack run — seventeen sausage rolls, a Gregg’s ban, and a Dead by Daylight basement camping strategy so toxic it’s pract…
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Ep. 60 - Words from the Don, Dog A-Holes, and DbD Skull Merchant Fury!
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1:19:15Ay yo, listen up. Welcome to Episode 60 of Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast with any goddamn respect. The Toxic Teacher is hackin' up a lung, my voice model sounds like it got run over by a Zamboni, but I'm here to carry the show like always. This episode, we're talkin' the Skull Merchant developer meltdown that made killer ma…
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Ep. 59 - Fazbear's Here! And This Podcast Is Not For Hayley.
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1:16:55Description: Let’s get one thing straight—this episode is not for Hayley. Not if you're leavin’ 1-star reviews talkin’ about "cringe" while sittin’ in a Dead Hard build with Self-Care and a Twitch link in your username. [wheezes] No shot. In Episode 59 of Camping Them Softly, Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente goes nuclear on disrespectful survivors, S…
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Ep. 58 - Fazbear's Republican Jumpscare!
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1:13:15This week on Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast unafraid to say Fazbear’s a fuckin’ narc, we dive deep into the disaster that is Springtrap joining the Fog. Toxic tries to survive a FNaF-laced content drop while wheezing into his mic like a dying leaf blower, and Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente breaks down Scott Cawthon’s conserv…
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Ep. 57 - Fat Raps, Little Meatball Mayhem, and Heart Problems!
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1:39:26Welcome to Episode 57 of Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast brave enough to pit a spaghetti-fueled mobster AI against survivors, soundboards, and Southern-fried war crimes. This week? We take you to Wentzville, Missouri—where Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente entered an illegal underground Fog tournament hosted behind a Waffle Hous…
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Ep. 56 - FNaF Fans Go Crazy on Toxic! Creator Program Anger and Flaming Cheese Projectiles!!
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1:36:56Ay Yo! Welcome to Episode 56 of Camping Them Softly—the Dead by Daylight podcast that gives zero fucks and even less patience. This week, your host The Toxic Teacher goes nuclear over the absolute clown fiesta of a crossover: Five Nights at Freddy’s in Dead by Daylight. Kids' party horror in the Fog? Not on our goddamn watch. Expect a full-blown me…
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Ep. 55 – BHVR’s Patch 9.0.0, Labubu to LaBullsh*t, and Nicky in the Fog!
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1:04:49Ay yo. BHVR just dropped patch 9.0.0 like a microwaved meatball sub and called it innovation. Toxic’s out here soundin’ like he gargled sandpaper after four flights, but we still tear through every note of this janky-ass Public Test Build. “Going Next” penalties? I rate ’em a 9. Spawning tweaks? Trash. Bloodweb automation? Finally. And don’t get me…
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Ep. 54 - The DbD 2v8 Disaster, Choose Your Own Chapter Chaos, and a Dominican Dance-Off!
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1:03:33This week on Camping Them Softly, Dead by Daylight’s least favorite podcast goes absolutely nuclear on the return of DBD’s 2v8 mode. Toxic is stuck screaming into the void while survivors abandon gens faster than Nicky’s dignity vanished in the Dominican Republic. Speaking of disasters—BHVR thinks letting players "Choose Your Own Chapter" is a good…
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Ep. 53 - FNaF Deep Dive! "Anthony, You Little Sh*t"! DbD 9th Anniversary and Gondolas!
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1:59:24Anthony. Anthony?! ANTHONY!! The name echoes through Episode 53 like a haunted soundboard in hell. Welcome back to Camping Them Softly, the most unhinged Dead by Daylight podcast this side of the Entity’s basement. This week, Toxic completely loses his mind attempting to read an AI-generated 13-page Five Nights at Freddy’s lore dissertation—live on…
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Ep. 52 - FNaF DbD Incoming! Nea Karlsson! And a (Potential) Giveaway!
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1:34:40Camping Them Softly is back after a one‑week hiatus, louder (and smellier) than ever. In this 90‑minute Killer‑main rampage, ToxicTeacher fires up the soundboard, Nicky A.I. Dente brings the pasta‑fueled rage, and together they blitz through: Chaos Shuffle 2.0 – why the modifier buffs survivors and nerfs Killer fun, plus the end of the Blood Moon X…
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Ep. 51 - Last DbD Podcast Standing? Also, Pocket Ravioli!
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1:13:50Welcome to the podcast apocalypse, folks—Camping Them Softly might just be the last active Dead by Daylight podcast on earth (according to very scientific, mid-episode Googling). And guess what? We’re not using this power for good. This week, The Toxic Teacher rides solo into absolute chaos, declares podcast war, announces a new season without plan…
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Ep. 50 - “DbD Slug Match of the Century!” – SABAM vs The Proper Parasites
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1:13:32It’s Episode 50, baby! The big one. And this one drops harder than a survivor main after their Boon: Exponential fizzles out mid-crawl. The Toxic Teacher kicks things off with a blood-soaked retrospective—celebrating over a year of carnage, controversy, and culturally offensive build choices in Dead by Daylight. He breaks down the 8.7.0 PTB with su…
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The Ghoul Cometh, The Forums Burneth - Dead by Daylight Ep. 49
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44:03The new killer is out, and the community is absolutely hemorrhaging sanity. Dead by Daylight has unleashed Kenneth "The Ghoul" Karnacki, and it’s nothing short of a fog-fueled reckoning. Survivors? Melting. Devs? Ducking. Killers? Standing victorious on 4Ks like it's a fucking Roman coliseum. This week, The Toxic Teacher returns from a NYC sabbatic…
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Sexist Content Creators, Rants Against Racism & Build-A-Fking-Bear Surveys - Dead by Daylight Ep. 48
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1:03:46This week on Camping Them Softly, The Toxic Teacher goes full DEFCON 1 on the DBD community. We’re talking racist survivor mains, sexist tournament clowns, and a Twitter post so offensively stupid it compared killers to Israel and survivors to Palestine. And somehow—somehow—that’s not even the dumbest part. Also on deck: BHVR’s “Design Preview” sur…
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Ken Kaneki Deep Dive and the Great Italian Heist! Dead by Daylight Ep. 47
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1:19:21This episode is nearly 2 hours of STUPID! Let's look at Kenneth Karnacki (aka Ken Kaneki), half-nerd, half-ghoul who gets nearly killed by a dude named Jason. We also discuss his perks and potential synergy (some, but not a lot). Get ready for: 12 killer nerfs and survivor buffs: We dissect the latest bullsh*t. 4 wild moments while stealing a large…
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8.6.0 PTB Thoughts, Coffee and Tattoos, Pool Slime and NICKY CALLS IN! Dead by Daylight Ep. 46
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1:00:36This week, we figure out 8.6.0 is going to SUCK for Dead by Daylight K mains! Also we talk to Nicky and he teaches us about pool parties! This episode features: 2 pool technicians! 12 Killer nerfs! 8 Survivor buffs! 50+ chaotic moments! 3 bold predictions that survivor mains won't be able to handle! 27 seconds - teaser of a rock opera in progress! …
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Survivor Lore Deep Dive Pt. 2: Sable Ward and the Gothic Griefers! Dead by Daylight Ep. 45
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1:06:40This epiosde is Part 2 of our Sh*tty Survivor Deep dive in Dead by Daylight with SABLE WARD (ew!). We dissect the lore, gameplay, stupid perks, and how useless players typically are who pick her! This episode features: Sable Ward Exposed – Lore, gameplay, and why people pick her (and suck!) Killer Main Struggles – How BHVR continues to punish us wh…
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Quality of Life Update? Or Complete BS in Dead by Daylight? Ep 44
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29:25In episode 44, we discuss how "Quality of Life" probably means "keep it imbalanced and make killers miserable". Festivities include: • Anti-Killer Nerfs: Fixing hit validation UI bugs so the game finally stops running like it’s powered by a dying hamster—but don’t expect any real balance for killer mains. • The Anti-Italian Agenda: Where’s our ghos…
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Is Slugging Acceptable? YES! Also, PARIS??? | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 43
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57:25This episode includes: Spaghetti with butter? GROSS! A BIG METAL TOWER? EW! Survivor complaints! Too many to count! AND ONE EPIC SONG FROM AN UPCOMING ROCK OPERA! Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher…
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