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This week’s episode is a full buffet of chaos, comedy, and confessionals — served with a side of sass and self-awareness. 🍽️💋

Des is back from Monterey, CA and she’s got stories. From a husband asking his wife if she packed his shorts (sir… if you want ‘em, pack ‘em 🩳🙄) to a snoring stranger who might’ve qualified for a full-blown sleep study — this trip had it all. ✈️😴 And don’t even get her started on paper straws and paper coffee cup lids. She’s now officially the woman who packs her own straw. Nothing says aging gracefully like BYOS. 🥤👑

She also had her first solo dinner like the premium adult she is — confident, independent, and unbothered. Until, of course, her husband “had to stop to pee” instead of picking her up at the airport. 🚗😤

Meanwhile, Cort is coming in hot with her own rants. People who text and ghost? Bye. 👋 Mean girls acting like they invented fashion? Honey, Target made ten thousand of that sweater. You are not the main character.💅👜

And speaking of being fooled — those AI-generated videos got Cort questioning everything. Is it real? Is it fake? Is she losing brain cells? Possibly all three. 🤯🤖

We also get into the great Christmas tree debate: nostalgic vs. decorative. 🎄✨ Are you team homemade ornaments or matching aesthetic bulbs? Plus, Cort shares her favorite new love story — herself. 💃🕯️ With her husband away hunting, she poured a glass of wine, lit some candles, blasted old jazzy tunes, and twirled around the house like the romantic main character she was born to be.

It’s the perfect mix of travel fails, seasonal serotonin, self-love, and a dash of digital delusion. ❤️ Tune in toAdventures of Des & Cort on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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