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December has felt like we lived nine full lives in three weeks and we are officially running on fumes, vibes and caffeine. In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we are almost ready for Christmas but let us be crystal clear. Do not ask us for nothin’ else. Not one more thing. Not one more favor. Not even a suggestion🎄😵‍💫

We talk about how bold people have become and share our latest wild encounter at a Christmas party with a woman we had never met. She got very close. Very fast. Told us her life story. Then handed out what looked like a missing persons flyer to half the room. Plot twist. It was a bio about her friend with a link to the movie she was in. Marketing is evolving, folks.

Cort also recounts a glorious massage that should have been relaxing except for the small detail of being slightly gassy and spending the entire hour mentally fighting for her life trying not to slip a toot. Self-control has never been stronger 💆‍♀️💨

We ramble about clothes because of course we do. You leave the house feeling fine and then one hour later you are convinced the outfit is a crime and everyone is staring at you and silently judging. Why are clothes like this.

Add in a few extra side rants, random tangents and our usual chaos and you’ve got another very real snapshot of life in December.

Listen now to Adventures of Des and Cort on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and anywhere you get your podcasts 🎧

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