Description: Cedar Jones is the last sane voice in LinkedIn's algorithmic hellscape where AI evangelists stroke each other's egos in a self-congratulatory feedback loop. While Silicon Valley shamans claim ChatGPT makes them the next Turing, Cedar's nicotine-fueled takedowns expose the LinkedIn disruptors for what they really are: keyboard prophets running code on a peer-to-peer praise protocol, dressed up in buzzwords and AI fairy dust.

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Maximum spice - this verbal napalm strike obliterates tech's most sacred delusion. Cedar Jones doesn't just critique LinkedIn—he performs an exorcism on its possessed soul. Khayyam’s comparison to "tech bros polishing knobs into a blinding sheen of techno-optimistic Bukkake" isn't just crude—it's necessary medicine for an industry drowning in its own Kool-Aid. When the self-proclaimed AI messiahs are optimizing dog shitting schedules while calling it innovation, only a flamethrower of truth will do.