A caller rudely interrupts the show. Do hobbits eat berries? The twitter contest winners are announced. Shout out to Cormac Goodwin for designing the first ever SFH t-shirt. Johnny pauses the show in a desperate gamble to retain his intellectuality from last episode. The Intellectual gives closing ceremony remarks. Johnny's Corner continues the theme of lies and deceit. Chris thinks Pinnochio takes place in Norway. Chris also thinks having a big nose gives you an advantage in soccer. Around the Table delves into the social fabric of artificial train communities. Imagine If takes us back to the time of Jefferson and smallpox.