Chris likes to stuff socks in his pants. The LOTR Impersonation contest sees Johnny give the worst Gollum impression of all time. Johnny's Corner gives rise to a rather brief but serious look into the failings of the Hobbit--The Intellectual seizes his moment. Chris finds another gem on Amazon concerning hairspray. Emboldened by his comedic discovery, Chris tries to take control of "Do You Have What It Takes to Be an Intellectual?" Johnny takes a hop into the world of beer and attempts to accomplish the unthinkable. Follow us on all the tweetstagrams if you so desire.