Episode 55: How I Learned to Stop Functioning and Weaponize My Incompetence - Season 10, Episode 2
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This week on Zachsolved Mysteries, incompetence isnโt just a theme โ itโs a through line. From real-life walk-ins to spiritual walk-outs, from third-person murder denials to to Zach somehow outsourcing his responsibilities mid-sentence, weโve got the full spectrum.
Join us as we spiral through a suspiciously well-staged death scene in Texas (starring an aggressively incompetent man who only slips into first person when accidentally confessing to a murder), a metaphysical phenomenon that raises more questions than souls, and an anonymous trucker with divine timing and zero forwarding address.
Plus: ZSM Theatre returns with ghostly accountability hearings, post-resurrection regret, and possibly the worst police force in the multiverse. Also: Zach weaponizes his incompetence so many times we had to check if he was the walk-in.
Remember: justice may be elusive, but delusion? Limitless.
๐ Mental Health Matters ๐
Itโs okay to not be okay. If youโre struggling, youโre not alone, and help is available.
๐ U.S. National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: Dial 988
๐ Canada Talk Suicide Service: 1-833-456-4566
๐ Crisis Text Line: Text HOME to 741741 (U.S. & Canada)
๐ International Resources: findahelpline.com
Please take care of yourselves, and if you need support, donโt hesitate to reach out. ๐
๐ Mental Health Matters ๐
Itโs okay to not be okay. If youโre struggling, youโre not alone, and help is available.
๐ U.S. National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: Dial 988
๐ Canada Talk Suicide Service: 1-833-456-4566
๐ Crisis Text Line: Text HOME to 741741 (U.S. & Canada)
๐ International Resources: findahelpline.com
Please take care of yourselves, and if you need support, donโt hesitate to reach out. ๐
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