Imagine the scene - you and five of your all time heroes gathered round the dinner table for a night of good food, good company and - hopefully - good wine. Ahh, bliss…

Who would be on your list?: Elvis? Obama? Attenborough?

But hang on, does Elvis give a good-god-damn about the environment? Could you sit Lady Gaga and Marilyn Monroe together or would they end up clawing each-other’s eyes out? It’s a flippin minefield!

Yes, this week Morgan and Rhianydd discuss their dream dinner party, the five people (living, dead or fictional) that they’d most like to break bread with, and why. There are some shock omissions, some curveballs and even some last minute substitutions after one of Morgan’s guests couldn’t get a babysitter.

So, if you fancy whetting your appetite with us, grab a glass of wine and cwtch in by there next to Anne Boleyn, just be careful she doesn’t bleed all over your Findus Pancakes.

For afters we’ve of course got a cracking Wenglish Word of the Week, while our cultural moments, will be served alongside the coffee and mints while someone phones a taxi for Rhianydd, because actually, everyone else has gone home now.

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Music by James Biebrach