In the first guest appearance, Will and Matt's cousin Jacob and some guy named Damien join the podcast to talk how to best hedge against inflation with your investments, whether muni bonds might outperform equities, and how to maximize tax deductions. Just kidding. They talk the scatological, including diet pills and pizza buffets. They then discuss the N64 classic Goldeneye, as well as a mess of other N64 games of note. Somehow, the entire second half of the episode is devoted to that purple and gray box.

Matt and Will take no responsibility for the opinions of their wretched guests.