Something was eating my grandma’s tomatoes. Was it an insect or animal? My brother aimed to find out and find out he did when a skunk took exception to being singled out.

Years later the phelps women wanted chickens which meant they’d become mine. Day one of tending the chickens for Carly while she was gone. I came upon a murder scene. A hawk came to dine at Carly’s chicken coop. Tears and more tears ensued because suburban chicken farming isn’t about eating the chickens.

Andy asked about my dad’s KISS rant and we went totally off the rails. One thing is clear, my dad either doesn’t like KISS or he doesn’t want to be kissed by Gene Simmons. Clear as mud?

It’s Episode 21 of Welcome To The Suburbs! Come along for the ride.

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