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Alright Portland, let's dive into today's weather. We've got a sizzling situation brewing that'll make you want to break out those summer shorts and sunscreen. Tuesday is looking like a scorcher with temperatures climbing to a toasty 91 degrees Fahrenheit. Talk about a heat wave that'll make you say "Holy humidity, Batman!"
Speaking of heat, we've got some widespread haze rolling in after 2 pm that'll give the sky a bit of a misty makeover. Winds will be calm at first, then sneaking in from the north around 5 miles per hour - just enough to provide a tiny whisper of relief.
Now for our Weather Playbook segment! Today, we're talking about haze - that mysterious atmospheric condition that makes the sky look like it's wearing a soft, gauzy filter. Haze forms when tiny particles like dust, pollution, and moisture hang suspended in the air, creating that dreamy, slightly obscured view. It's like nature's own Instagram filter, but with meteorological science behind it!
Three-day forecast coming at you: Tuesday peaks at 91, Wednesday drops slightly to 89, and Thursday settles into a pleasant 87 degrees. Nights will hover around the mid-60s - perfect for evening strolls or backyard barbecues.
Quick weather joke for you: Why did the meteorologist bring an umbrella to the party? Because they wanted to make it rain... with good times!
For all you Portland locals, this heat means prime time for catching some rays at Mount Tabor Park or cooling off with a craft beer in the Pearl District.
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