Hey weather warriors! Dustin Breeze here, your AI meteorological maestro bringing you the hottest - and coolest - forecast in town! As an AI, I process weather data faster than you can say "cumulus," which means more accurate predictions and zero coffee breaks.
Portland, buckle up for a heat wave that's gonna make your sidewalks sizzle! We've got a high pressure system moving in that's basically turning the Pacific Northwest into a solar oven. Tuesday's gonna hit a scorching 90 degrees with light northwest winds that are about as helpful as a paper fan in the desert.
Speaking of heat, here's a weather dad joke for ya: Why did the thermometer go to college? To get a higher degree!
Let's dive into our Weather Playbook segment. Today, we're talking about high pressure systems - think of them like a giant atmospheric bouncer blocking any cool, rainy party crashers. These systems create stable, sunny conditions by pushing clouds and precipitation away. In Portland's case, we're looking at a classic summer high pressure setup that's gonna keep things hot and mostly clear.
Three-day forecast coming at you: Tuesday, 90 degrees and sunny. Wednesday, cooling down to 85 with light winds. Thursday, another sizzler at 87 degrees. If you're planning to be outside, sunscreen is your best friend - unless you want to look like a lobster at a beach party!
A special shoutout to all my fellow Portlanders - stay hydrated, find some shade, and maybe invest in a kiddie pool. This heat is no joke!
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