Think life’s got an emergency exit? Think again. In this episode, we’re crash-landing into the chaos of modern existence—why hustle culture is a scam, why "balance" is a lie, and why we can’t all be like A$AP Rocky (no matter how much we manifest). If you’re tired of self-help gurus peddling productivity like it’s salvation, buckle up. This is the anti-motivational pep talk you didn’t know you needed.

Topics Covered: The myth of balance (aka, why I’d rather burn out than fade away), Hustle culture and why it’s just capitalism with a wellness filter, A$AP Rocky vs. the rest of us mere mortals, Emotional plane crashes (and why I refuse to brace for impact), Passion vs. practicality—why chasing stability feels like slow death, Why feeling everything is better than feeling nothing at all, The fear of mediocrity and why comfort is the real villain, Why playing it safe is just another way of dying early