This week, the crew is here to tackle the big questions in life…sort of. First, we dive into the “Sin Spectrum” and decide which sins are worse—spoiler alert: marriage might just be the cheat code to knock fornication and adultery off your list. Next up, we settle the age-old debate: is 2-ply toilet paper the only acceptable option? (The answer is obvious, but we had to say it.) Finally, we get into women giving up their last names after marriage—what does it really mean in 2024? Tune in for laughs, questionable logic, and of course, plenty of Unsolicited Views.