Unconfuzed – Episode 4: Pick Me, Beige Flags & Relationship Status

Welcome back to Unconfuzed — the podcast where we decode the slang of yesterday, today, and whatever your situationship just texted you.

In this episode, we’re diving into the messy, meme-worthy world of modern dating lingo. From Pick Me energy to Beige Flags, breadcrumbing, and ever-blurry relationship statuses, we’re breaking down the words that define love and almost-love in the 2020s.

Your host Clarissa is joined by your favorite slang squad:

• Lisa, always ready to call it like it is
• Leilia, fresh off the TikTok scroll and full of hot takes
• Heynia, our fearless wild card with zero filter and maximum realness

Together, we’re getting into:
💔 Pick Me behavior — and why it's giving secondhand embarrassment
🪑 The oddly specific charm of Beige Flags
📱 Why “it’s complicated” doesn't even begin to cover your situationship
🍞 And yes... we’re talking breadcrumbing

If you’ve ever asked yourself “Wait… is this a thing now?”, this episode is for you.

Follow, rate, and share if you’re loving the lingo — and send us your favorite (or most confusing) dating slang. We’re always listening.