Alright, Canes fam! Ayooo, U Heard it here first! Ben and Joey are back in the booth tonight, diving deep into the wild world of the transfer portal. The U is buzzing with some serious talent checking out Coral Gables this week, including Houston safety A.J. Haulcy and Syracuse WR Trebor Pena. But why the sideline-to-sideline sprint of impatience from the fanbase the second a name hits the portal? Joey's got some burning questions about that! Plus, prepare for some serious laughs because our own Polk decided to have some fun at our expense, unleashing an AI prompt that ROASTED us. And that's not all! We're also breaking down the HUGE news that the number 1 player in the country, OT Jackson Cantwell, has set his commitment date for May 13th. How are we feeling about the Canes' chances? Tune in for all the latest Miami Hurricanes football intel, transfer portal deep dives, AI-induced humiliation, and Cantwell commitment date reactions. You don't want to miss this one!