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Success is rigged, timelines are fake, and somewhere between “fake it till you make it” and “don’t post it till three weeks later,” Anthony and Nalee decided to crown themselves Valedictorians of Their Own Damn Lives. This week on Twin Tangents, they drag hustle culture, side-eye comparison traps, and fight for ten full minutes over who’s actually shy (Final Ruling included).

We’re talking:
⏳ Timelines we’re done with → marriage-house-kids-on-cue is canceled, freedom is in
💼 Job apps & interviews → don’t lie on résumés, apply anyway, and why “no” is a full-ass sentence
📵 Private glow-ups → silence as the ultimate flex, and why not everyone watching your stories is rooting for you
🧒 10-year-old us vs. grown-ass us → dreams, disappointments, forgiveness, and mid-episode therapy sessions
💸 Money meltdowns → billionaires, lottery fantasies, and why Nalee wants $200M just to swim in cash
📈 Progress over perfection → promotions, patience, and measuring success in messy baby steps

It’s raw, messy, chaotic, and brutally honest — because success isn’t one-size-fits-all, and your timeline is your own damn business.

🎙️ Motto of the week: Be the valedictorian of your own damn life. Say no, choose peace, and grade yourself on progress.

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Hosted by Nalee & Anthony—this is your safe, spicy space to spiral. Expect adult content, hot takes, and high-functioning chaos.

And yes, we call our listeners H.O.E.S.
(Hilarious. Over it. Emotionally unstable. Spicy.)
It’s not an insult. It’s a hoe-mmunity.

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September’s here, which means new routines, reality checks, and maybe a little chaos. Grab your emotional lunchbox and let’s dive in.

Thanks for spending part of your reset with us. Remember—messy, honest, and evolving is still valid. See you next week.

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