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315. I Can't Believe It's Butter

7d ago 1:20:00

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Lords:

John
Kevin
- https://www.youtube.com/@kevin_hainline

Topics:

Asking for help / Dealing with the slightest criticism/suggestions/etc
Roger Rabbit and Marvel vs. Capcom were big deals. How long until multiverse & crossover shit is exciting again?
Update on media that makes me feel things vs. media that doesn't
"Bell's Theorem"", a poem that I wrote, and then, at a poetry reading someone suggested the next poem and it demonstrated how good poets are pretty amazing and I am not a good poet
- https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CkNH-KlDCAMRNsI6hDZjlyvOpAgM2TsP8x-lIp5TeqQ/edit?usp=sharing
We're in a golden age of new official localizations and rereleases of old games (and why am I not playing them?!)

Microtopics:

Some guy on the internet.
Transparent aluminum ukuleles.
Hurting your fingers because your ukulele action is too high.
Do you still call them cowboy chords when you play them on a ukulele?
An astronomer making a series of Youtube videos about Jurassic Park.
The history of Mr. DNA.
How much kids in the early 90s loved Jamaicans.
Solving a 30 year old Internet mystery.
Suing Michael Crichton to make him put you in the Jurassic Park acknowledgements section.
The Ancient DNA Study Group.
Ian Malcolm just saying a bunch of lines from James Gleick's "Chaos."
Going into slow motion to show all the Victorian era pickpocketing.
Asking an august astronomer to critique your work and squirming as he critiques your work.
Therapy-style processing via Topic Lords.
People who like being asked for help because it gives them an opportunity to help.
The German word for being a person.
Being so overly polite that people feel obligated to reassure you that you don't need to be so polite, which is a big pain.
After someone helps you, asking for clarification on whether they wanted to help or if they felt obligated.
How to save Jim a lot of time and effort.
Two people coming from the same gross Internet soup. (Not 4chan)
The friends you made on the Pokey the Penguin mailing list.
Swearing to kids these days that the internet was good once.
Finding the exact right gif for your animated profile picture.
Pretend socialization: it's still socialization.
Knowing a guy by his Internet handle for decades and suddenly having to call him his birth name.
When crossovers started being a thing.
The Supreme Court ruling that corporations are people, saying the stage for the world depicted in Bio Freaks for the N64.
Daffy and Donald playing rival pianos.
Detective Munch's cameo in Fortnite.
Konami Wai Wai World.
Vib Ribbon n Astro Bot.
Why am I on this show when I could be playing Vib Ribbon?
Burning episodes of Topic Lords to CD-R so you can play them in Vib Ribbon.
Extremely pixelated vector art.
The save the cat moment on Topic Lords.
Mind-blowing crossover media events where the mind-blowing part is how much they paid all the lawyers to negotiate the deal.
Why the indie game scene hadn't produced a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen with public domain characters like Robin Hood, Santa Claus, Mickey Mouse and Abraham Lincoln.
Reagan-Gorbachev.
Which president was kidnapped by ninjas.
Choosing to let the ninjas keep Ronald Reagan.
Ape Out: Get Back In There!
Pushing the left stick to lean and pushing the triggers to lift either foot.
Trying to play a video game in which you dislike the protagonist.
A guy whose defining trait is that he tries to get out of every conversation as quickly as possible.
Playing with the mismatch between what the player wants and what the player character wants.
Upsetting the apple cart of how video games work.
A minimap that takes up the top fifth of the screen but is nonfunctional until you unlock it halfway through the game.
Which Jurassic Park video game is most interesting and which is most fun.
Looking down at your cleavage to see your health meter.
Saying the secret word and screaming real loud.
A poem based on a physics thing.
Forgetting your ex girlfriend's face, along with all the state capitals.
Time pointing an arrow at your back, and you walk.
The New Physicality of Long-Distance Love.
Sending a poet up on the spaceship to drain buckets from downtown.
A poem written sometime between 1936 and 1992.
Off-Topic Lords, a place for people who shout answers at podcasts in grocery stores.
A collection of Double Dragon and Kunio-kun games.
Kid Dracula.
Mother 3's copyright nightmare.
Mario Paint on the Switch 2.
Who was the Terry that Chris Houlihan replaced in Nintendo World Cup?
Satellaview games ported to the Switch.
Batman Loves Him a Parallelogram.
Joining the discord for the best PicoSteveMo experience.
KevinHainlineOnYoutube.com
Naming a distant galaxy after yourself and other astronomers mocking you mercilessly.

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#Arts #Podcasting Education #Comedy #Jim Stormdancer

315. I Can't Believe It's Butter

Topic Lords

published 7d ago

MP3•Episode home

Lords:

John
Kevin
- https://www.youtube.com/@kevin_hainline

Topics:

Asking for help / Dealing with the slightest criticism/suggestions/etc
Roger Rabbit and Marvel vs. Capcom were big deals. How long until multiverse & crossover shit is exciting again?
Update on media that makes me feel things vs. media that doesn't
"Bell's Theorem"", a poem that I wrote, and then, at a poetry reading someone suggested the next poem and it demonstrated how good poets are pretty amazing and I am not a good poet
- https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CkNH-KlDCAMRNsI6hDZjlyvOpAgM2TsP8x-lIp5TeqQ/edit?usp=sharing
We're in a golden age of new official localizations and rereleases of old games (and why am I not playing them?!)

Microtopics:

Some guy on the internet.
Transparent aluminum ukuleles.
Hurting your fingers because your ukulele action is too high.
Do you still call them cowboy chords when you play them on a ukulele?
An astronomer making a series of Youtube videos about Jurassic Park.
The history of Mr. DNA.
How much kids in the early 90s loved Jamaicans.
Solving a 30 year old Internet mystery.
Suing Michael Crichton to make him put you in the Jurassic Park acknowledgements section.
The Ancient DNA Study Group.
Ian Malcolm just saying a bunch of lines from James Gleick's "Chaos."
Going into slow motion to show all the Victorian era pickpocketing.
Asking an august astronomer to critique your work and squirming as he critiques your work.
Therapy-style processing via Topic Lords.
People who like being asked for help because it gives them an opportunity to help.
The German word for being a person.
Being so overly polite that people feel obligated to reassure you that you don't need to be so polite, which is a big pain.
After someone helps you, asking for clarification on whether they wanted to help or if they felt obligated.
How to save Jim a lot of time and effort.
Two people coming from the same gross Internet soup. (Not 4chan)
The friends you made on the Pokey the Penguin mailing list.
Swearing to kids these days that the internet was good once.
Finding the exact right gif for your animated profile picture.
Pretend socialization: it's still socialization.
Knowing a guy by his Internet handle for decades and suddenly having to call him his birth name.
When crossovers started being a thing.
The Supreme Court ruling that corporations are people, saying the stage for the world depicted in Bio Freaks for the N64.
Daffy and Donald playing rival pianos.
Detective Munch's cameo in Fortnite.
Konami Wai Wai World.
Vib Ribbon n Astro Bot.
Why am I on this show when I could be playing Vib Ribbon?
Burning episodes of Topic Lords to CD-R so you can play them in Vib Ribbon.
Extremely pixelated vector art.
The save the cat moment on Topic Lords.
Mind-blowing crossover media events where the mind-blowing part is how much they paid all the lawyers to negotiate the deal.
Why the indie game scene hadn't produced a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen with public domain characters like Robin Hood, Santa Claus, Mickey Mouse and Abraham Lincoln.
Reagan-Gorbachev.
Which president was kidnapped by ninjas.
Choosing to let the ninjas keep Ronald Reagan.
Ape Out: Get Back In There!
Pushing the left stick to lean and pushing the triggers to lift either foot.
Trying to play a video game in which you dislike the protagonist.
A guy whose defining trait is that he tries to get out of every conversation as quickly as possible.
Playing with the mismatch between what the player wants and what the player character wants.
Upsetting the apple cart of how video games work.
A minimap that takes up the top fifth of the screen but is nonfunctional until you unlock it halfway through the game.
Which Jurassic Park video game is most interesting and which is most fun.
Looking down at your cleavage to see your health meter.
Saying the secret word and screaming real loud.
A poem based on a physics thing.
Forgetting your ex girlfriend's face, along with all the state capitals.
Time pointing an arrow at your back, and you walk.
The New Physicality of Long-Distance Love.
Sending a poet up on the spaceship to drain buckets from downtown.
A poem written sometime between 1936 and 1992.
Off-Topic Lords, a place for people who shout answers at podcasts in grocery stores.
A collection of Double Dragon and Kunio-kun games.
Kid Dracula.
Mother 3's copyright nightmare.
Mario Paint on the Switch 2.
Who was the Terry that Chris Houlihan replaced in Nintendo World Cup?
Satellaview games ported to the Switch.
Batman Loves Him a Parallelogram.
Joining the discord for the best PicoSteveMo experience.
KevinHainlineOnYoutube.com
Naming a distant galaxy after yourself and other astronomers mocking you mercilessly.

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#Arts #Podcasting Education #Comedy #Jim Stormdancer

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