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310. Dance Like The Universe Is An Empty Wasteland

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Lords

  • Alexander
  • Kev

Topics:

Microtopics:

  • The Humble Screw.
  • What it might take to be good at hammering nails.
  • Fingerbashing.
  • An inclined plane that goes around in a circle.
  • Metric Rules Football.
  • Whether a state machine is the same kind of thing as a wedge.
  • Clockwork Maiden.
  • Speedrunning, cleaning and dating.
  • Floaty movement.
  • The JPEG artifact of physics simulation.
  • How to Unit Test a video game.
  • Using MIDI knobs to tune your game's physics.
  • Game Oriented Assembly Lisp.
  • Hot Reloading Workflow.
  • Why Naughty Dog stopped using Lisp.
  • Just going about your life when suddenly you have to use Perl for something.
  • Peak Node.JS/SAAS years.
  • Walk/run/sprint transition speed.
  • Getting an special drink for your guys.
  • Medieval style calligraphy.
  • Gifting someone with a burden for the rest of their lives.
  • Pouring rocks into your dad's pocket because that's where you keep your rocks.
  • The kitten going to sleep behind your laptop because it's warm back there.
  • Here's how someone in the 14th century would've written these words.
  • How to say "fuck around and find out" in medieval Latin.
  • Writing a meme in 14th century Blackletter Hand.
  • Sans-serif calligraphy.
  • The ancient Greeks trying to invent ASCII art but they couldn't close the deal.
  • Letters placed inside other letters.
  • Autocorrelation.
  • Figures 8 and 9.
  • Coming out of discussion the topic with a better understanding of the topic.
  • Using a bird feather to write.
  • Knowledge that we used to have and now have again.
  • Learning to Topic Lords while doing home improvement stuff.
  • Scrapping your fragile human body to merge with the machines.
  • Rainbows in Space.
  • Suns going around in circles regardless of whether anyone's looking.
  • A semi-conscious little robot dude.
  • Calling the Qualia Function.
  • A real messed-up looking machine cat.
  • Communicating the story solely via flavor text on mana dorks.
  • A squadron of little kids waving wooden swords at each other.
  • How do you turn sword fighting into something you can do in a video game?
  • East Bay Rat Motorcycle Club Flight Nights.
  • Situations where they ask if you want a mouth guard.
  • Asking the ref at the boxing match what the etiquette is for tapping out.
  • The crowd roaring when they realize you're a southpaw.
  • Punching a guy you just met three seconds ago.
  • Did you end up cutting that girl's head off?
  • Renaissance MMA.
  • That Awkward Sparring Feeling.
  • A simulacrum of kicking each other in the face.
  • Getting a part-time job at your favorite curry shop so you can learn the recipe.
  • What part of curry is the curry?
  • The curry you eat so you don't die.
  • Emperor Riding a Dragon to the Forbidden Palace.
  • The advantage of a burger as a fast food staple.
  • How to make curry convenient.
  • Rendang.
  • Dry curry.
  • Joining a discord and asking "what are all these users for??"
  • Which user is which lord on which episode?

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Lords

  • Alexander
  • Kev

Topics:

Microtopics:

  • The Humble Screw.
  • What it might take to be good at hammering nails.
  • Fingerbashing.
  • An inclined plane that goes around in a circle.
  • Metric Rules Football.
  • Whether a state machine is the same kind of thing as a wedge.
  • Clockwork Maiden.
  • Speedrunning, cleaning and dating.
  • Floaty movement.
  • The JPEG artifact of physics simulation.
  • How to Unit Test a video game.
  • Using MIDI knobs to tune your game's physics.
  • Game Oriented Assembly Lisp.
  • Hot Reloading Workflow.
  • Why Naughty Dog stopped using Lisp.
  • Just going about your life when suddenly you have to use Perl for something.
  • Peak Node.JS/SAAS years.
  • Walk/run/sprint transition speed.
  • Getting an special drink for your guys.
  • Medieval style calligraphy.
  • Gifting someone with a burden for the rest of their lives.
  • Pouring rocks into your dad's pocket because that's where you keep your rocks.
  • The kitten going to sleep behind your laptop because it's warm back there.
  • Here's how someone in the 14th century would've written these words.
  • How to say "fuck around and find out" in medieval Latin.
  • Writing a meme in 14th century Blackletter Hand.
  • Sans-serif calligraphy.
  • The ancient Greeks trying to invent ASCII art but they couldn't close the deal.
  • Letters placed inside other letters.
  • Autocorrelation.
  • Figures 8 and 9.
  • Coming out of discussion the topic with a better understanding of the topic.
  • Using a bird feather to write.
  • Knowledge that we used to have and now have again.
  • Learning to Topic Lords while doing home improvement stuff.
  • Scrapping your fragile human body to merge with the machines.
  • Rainbows in Space.
  • Suns going around in circles regardless of whether anyone's looking.
  • A semi-conscious little robot dude.
  • Calling the Qualia Function.
  • A real messed-up looking machine cat.
  • Communicating the story solely via flavor text on mana dorks.
  • A squadron of little kids waving wooden swords at each other.
  • How do you turn sword fighting into something you can do in a video game?
  • East Bay Rat Motorcycle Club Flight Nights.
  • Situations where they ask if you want a mouth guard.
  • Asking the ref at the boxing match what the etiquette is for tapping out.
  • The crowd roaring when they realize you're a southpaw.
  • Punching a guy you just met three seconds ago.
  • Did you end up cutting that girl's head off?
  • Renaissance MMA.
  • That Awkward Sparring Feeling.
  • A simulacrum of kicking each other in the face.
  • Getting a part-time job at your favorite curry shop so you can learn the recipe.
  • What part of curry is the curry?
  • The curry you eat so you don't die.
  • Emperor Riding a Dragon to the Forbidden Palace.
  • The advantage of a burger as a fast food staple.
  • How to make curry convenient.
  • Rendang.
  • Dry curry.
  • Joining a discord and asking "what are all these users for??"
  • Which user is which lord on which episode?

Support Topic Lords

  continue reading

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