Maloney is purchasing a black SUV and a scarf to hide her identity when she visits hospitals to take into custody newborns whose parents are not legal or naturalized U.S. citizens. Maloney's attitude toward Birthright & the 14th Amendment: Throw the baby out with the dirty bathwater. R'nel is appalled at her attitude. You need to hear his response. It's a classic.

Why is America enamored and attracted in droves to the Sean Diddy Combs case? R'nel tells his shrink what he thinks is wrong with Americans who gravitate toward sensational media. He is irritated that "We have nothing better to do with our lives."

The Odd & The Offbeat: Ever try calling customer service to resolve a problem with a product? You win the prize of utter confusion and a dead end. You need to hear Maloney's conversation trying to get an issue resolved at an overseas call center. No-two Xanax did not calm her down.