This episode was a fever-dream carnival ride of chaos, paranoia, and elderly warfare: Viktor Wilt opened by pondering whether squirrels are adrenaline junkies playing death chicken with cars before tumbling headlong into traffic cone conspiracies, Netflix tobacco psy-ops, and cats plotting silent mutinies in his household zoo. Then he careened into existential despair about Acid Bath inexplicably touring Europe with System of a Down and Queens of the Stone Age—his dream lineup—while he’s stuck in Idaho begging Jade for a raise or a winning lotto ticket. The energy detonated further with slug-powered ding-dong ditching in Germany, senior citizens settling grudges via flare guns to the face, and cows straight-up murdering hikers in the Austrian Alps like bovine assassins. Between rants about government UFO coverups, astronauts catfishing lonely women for oxygen money, and mosquitoes thirsting for post-beer, post-bedroom blood, Viktor demanded listeners funnel their scam-ready cash into his Venmo instead. He veered from urging Idahoans to educate themselves before voting to roasting 88-year-old congresspeople who won’t retire, all while spiraling into a germophobic tirade about handwashing, sneezing etiquette, and how cat scratches might finally finish him off. The episode climaxed in a delirious back-and-forth with cohosts about emo haircuts, razors bursting into flames, cadaver skin grafts, and road-trip show disasters, until it all dissolved into laughter, paranoia, and the distinct possibility that cows, slugs, and mosquitoes are staging a united front against humanity. Truly, it was less a podcast and more a psychedelic broadcast from the collapsing edges of reality.