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This mid Winter night in the nearly most southerly continent on Earth and Uranus, both Brian's discuss all sorts of files. Starting with the Coarse Bastard, mentioning the Lady Boy Anal File and concluding with the Jeff Files.

Brian chats openly about swimming in the white powder pool on Jeff Island and how his date is as smooth as a bowling ball now. The conversation continues with his exploits with Brian in the Mango and Jelly pool. Terrific memories and stuff.

Brian, of course, can't stop name dropping and before you know it a huge list of names is put out there. From Carl Sagan, Leonard Nimoy, Colonel Klink, Johnny Balsawood, Katherine Kluck, Stephen Denaro, Malcolm Brown, Chris Wade, Glen Hamilton, Fat Crack, Con O'Sullivan (sorry Brian), Jed Clampett, Barry Costello, Douglas Bader..... and he just goes on and fucking on.

On a serious note, Barry gets garrotted with a shovel. All good family fun.