Life: Kicked in the Nuts
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All right, we're trying something a little bit different. We may post it, we may not. The Shawn Mackey show, we've been running into a lot of problems and issues. Fuck. Feels like I want to change the name of this show
kicked in the nuts or something like life colon kicked in the nuts. ⁓ Every time, every time I want to do something, every fricking decision I make, sometimes I feel like I'm just getting kicked in the nuts. you know what? I'm Gen X because I'm still here. I'm still standing. ⁓ I'm still standing after all this time. ⁓ Who's saying that? ⁓
⁓ Anyway, we're recording this ⁓ on our phone. There's a fucking computer is ⁓ I got a camera, but then I can't get the right angle. It's too much. then my face is all like it would be like you want me to be all up in here while you're watching a podcast, man. I don't think so. ⁓
Shawn Mackey (01:17)
six nose hairs.
Shawn Mackey (01:20)
You booger too. ⁓
Shawn Mackey (01:26)
Yeah, that's how my mind works. Sometimes I'm crazy. Remember? Opinionated, unedited, and un-fucking-predictable.
Shawn Mackey (01:38)
So I might just throw this up as a bonus episode. See how it goes. See how I don't want to change the show again. I love my sport. I got one screen up here on the computer for the Bears. I got one screen up here for the Cubs. I'm actually watching the Cubs game. I'm not watching it, but I've got the ESPN, whatever. No, it's not even the ESPN. It's Major League Baseball site I went to the Chicago Cubs and it came up and now I've got like the play by play.
Shawn Mackey (02:08)
So part of this is was I was going to do like my own play by play. You all know from previous episodes, ⁓ I wanted to do the radio thing and I love the sports and I'm in a little Central Illinois town. ⁓ And I think I could ⁓ maybe I could get into doing some radio, some football, some minor league baseball or high school sports, whatever they broadcast. You know, I don't So I was thinking of doing that.
Shawn Mackey (02:41)
Right now, here we are. We're in the bottom of the third inning. Cubs are leading the Nationals six to nothing. They scored five runs in the bottom of the first, another run in the bottom of the second. Right now, Dansby Swanson's at bat He's one for one today with a home run, three RBI's and a run scored pitching for Washington. Irvin. Swanson takes ball ball to count is two and oh. Runner on third.
Shawn Mackey (03:12)
here in the bottom of the third with Swanson at the plate. This half inning brought to you by Mackey's Bar and Grill, Swanson takes ball three. They got 98 beers on tap and you can drink a shot of them all. They'll pay for your tab and even part of your medical bills. All right, three and o here, Dansby Swanson runner on third base. Bottom of third inning, Swanson takes the walks, four straight balls.
Shawn Mackey (03:41)
Irvin seems to be struggling here a little bit. For the Nationals, so now we got runners on first and third.
Shawn Mackey (03:50)
That brings up Matt Shaw. He's 0 for 1 today with a strikeout Shaw he's been really well in the field for the Cubs Hitting 230 came on a little bit stronger as the season went on Cubs took a gamble not trading for a legit third baseman before the trade deadline They decided to stick with Shaw it seems like it's pay, you know, so
Shawn Mackey (04:19)
Reese McGuire is on deck.
Shawn Mackey (04:23)
Shaw takes strike a cutter. 85 mile an hour cutter up in the zone. Shaw takes ball strike one. 0 and 1 the count on Matt Shaw runners on first and third. Cubs leading the bottom of the third, 6 to n
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