Hello! Hello! And welcome to this! The annual general meeting of the one hundred and sixty-eighth session of the Queen's University of Belfast Literary and Scientific Society! On this particular occasion, the House convened to elect the council for the next academic year.

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This meeting lasted approximately five hours and nine minutes.

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It contained two extremely improbable election mishaps, the most contested positions possibly ever, and one legendary game of Just A Minute.

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It has taken over eight years to edit and release.

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May God(kin) have mercy on our souls.

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Timestamps as follows:

(00:00:00) Order, order!

(00:01:55) Constitutional Amendments

(01:11:41) Council Reports

(01:47:26) Rules of the Elections

(01:49:12) Election for President

(02:11:10) Just A Minute

(02:19:11) Election for Secretary

(02:35:39) SECRETARY CHAOS, IT'S A TIE

(02:53:42) Election for Treasurer

(03:02:56) Election for Internal Convenor

(03:10:07) Election for Outreach Officer

(03:19:07) An Omen of Future Chaos

(03:21:14) Election for Training Officer

(03:28:31) SECRETARY CHAOS 2, THERE WAS A MISCOUNT

(03:37:00) Election for External Convenor

(03:43:24) Election for Social Officer

(03:48:38) Meeting adjourned!

Thanks for listening!