In which the gals talk about the dirty, cracked-spined books they sneak-read as tweens and teens and the bad ideas they got about sex as a result. Also discussed: hipster pistachios, cancelled celebs, and whether or not vampires need lube. The gals' collective ADHD is in full effect as usual. MATURE CONTENT WARNING: We get a little bluer than usual in this episode. Maybe a lot depending on your threshold. MISOPHONIA WARNING: The gals were hangry while recording. You've been warned. Visit us at procrastinationplanet.com Logo designed by C. Trojan at ctrojanart.com Theme music: "Laser Unicorns" by Christian Penn, courtesy of Jamendo Licensing Twitter: @ProcrasPlanet Instagram: @procrastinationplanetpodcast Sabrina's website: http://www.sabrinamonet.com/ Sabrina's Medium: https://medium.com/@sabrinamonet Carlye's website: https://carlyeknightauthor.wordpress.com/