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The NFL Halloween Show

The NFL season is officially turning into a horror movie! We will talk about our favorite spooky movies but before the trick-or-treating begins next week, join the crew for our annual spooky spectacular as we hand out awards to the monsters, ghouls, and self-sabotaging survivors of the first half of the season.

We're going deep into the darkness, starting with the team that can't decide if they're a genius doctor or a brainless fiend: the Philadelphia Eagles, recipients of the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Award. One minute they're running Saquon perfectly; the next, they're sacrificing their 2023 identity for another bizarre Tush Push.

Then, we dive into the truly terrifying. Who is headed for the Sunken Place? We look at a certain Miami QB's shocking lack of self-awareness and accountability that has Dolphins fans begging for salvation. Plus, find out which player is best equipped to go toe-to-toe with The Predator (hint: he already knows how to swing a helmet), and which selfish bonehead is most likely to hide the evidence after being bitten by a Zombie—putting the whole locker room at risk!

And who would dare feed a Mogwai after midnight? We nominate the veteran QB who insists his own research tells him the rules of science don't apply, no matter the consequences for his teammates.

Finally, we look ahead to the playoffs with one simple question: Who is the Final Girl? We break down the collapse of the league's top contenders and explain why, against all odds and our preseason picks, the last survivor standing might just be the Kansas City Chiefs.

Grab your candy, dim the lights, and prepare for the scariest episode of the season!