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We Explain Nothing!

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This week we tackle nothing—not the Seinfeld variety, but the rather more complicated scientific sort that refuses to behave properly despite centuries of reasonable requests.

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Our investigation reveals that achieving true emptiness requires more paperwork than a government department merger, while quantum physicists have discovered that even the most aggressively vacant space remains suspiciously busy with virtual particles who apparently didn't receive the memo about not existing.

The episode examines humanity's persistent failure to achieve proper nothingness despite considerable effort and increasingly sophisticated equipment, rather like our ongoing struggle to create meetings that accomplish something useful. Featuring the Department of Absence Management, Heisenberg's Bureaucratic Uncertainty Principle, and the uncomfortable discovery that describing nothing invariably creates something—which rather defeats the point entirely.

A thoroughly impractical guide to the universe's most successful marketing campaign for something that doesn't exist, yet somehow manages to keep philosophers and physicists gainfully employed whilst occupying considerable space in academic discussions.

AI Transparency: In a universe of AI-generated content, we believe in being transparent about what's human and what's not. Your time is valuable, and you deserve to know what you're experiencing. The narrator, David, is a professional voice actor who has digitized his voice through ElevenLabs' voice cloning technology and is fairly compensated for his vocal performance. Thumbnails are created with OpenAI, and music/sound effects come from Pixabay (which are generated by human artists - not AI). Everything else-the writing, jokes, research, sound editing, and interdimensional coffee consumption, is 100% human-made by a human.

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Content provided by Robb Corrigan. All podcast content including episodes, graphics, and podcast descriptions are uploaded and provided directly by Robb Corrigan or their podcast platform partner. If you believe someone is using your copyrighted work without your permission, you can follow the process outlined here https://podcastplayer.com/legal.

This week we tackle nothing—not the Seinfeld variety, but the rather more complicated scientific sort that refuses to behave properly despite centuries of reasonable requests.

🎧 Love the show? Help us improve in 2 minutes: https://tally.so/r/nr1evM

Our investigation reveals that achieving true emptiness requires more paperwork than a government department merger, while quantum physicists have discovered that even the most aggressively vacant space remains suspiciously busy with virtual particles who apparently didn't receive the memo about not existing.

The episode examines humanity's persistent failure to achieve proper nothingness despite considerable effort and increasingly sophisticated equipment, rather like our ongoing struggle to create meetings that accomplish something useful. Featuring the Department of Absence Management, Heisenberg's Bureaucratic Uncertainty Principle, and the uncomfortable discovery that describing nothing invariably creates something—which rather defeats the point entirely.

A thoroughly impractical guide to the universe's most successful marketing campaign for something that doesn't exist, yet somehow manages to keep philosophers and physicists gainfully employed whilst occupying considerable space in academic discussions.

AI Transparency: In a universe of AI-generated content, we believe in being transparent about what's human and what's not. Your time is valuable, and you deserve to know what you're experiencing. The narrator, David, is a professional voice actor who has digitized his voice through ElevenLabs' voice cloning technology and is fairly compensated for his vocal performance. Thumbnails are created with OpenAI, and music/sound effects come from Pixabay (which are generated by human artists - not AI). Everything else-the writing, jokes, research, sound editing, and interdimensional coffee consumption, is 100% human-made by a human.

https://multiverseemployeehandbook.com

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