Uncle Eddie tells an agonizingly awkward story from his day job behind the scenes at SiriusXM. After using the last of the toilet paper in the handicap stall, a high-ranking executive rushes in right after him to do his business.

Eddie faces a split-second decision: Help the guy out, or run? He explains the crippling anxiety that stopped him from sliding a roll under the door—fear that it would look like he was trying too hard to suck up. With his ultimate goal being to get The Ham Radio Show on SiriusXM, Eddie didn't want to come off as the "needy guy" trying to trade bathroom favors for airtime. The crew debates if he was being professional or just cruel.