🌴 This week, The Edgeheads examine the underbelly of summer travel, emotional support loopholes, and the danger of mixing HR with Coldplay. Nicky rants about a grocery store incident involving three Yorkshire terrors, the Tribunal bans a Cabinet member for confusing Medicaid with free farm labor, and Gregg delivers a dramatic reading of real hotel reviews that smell like pickles and despair. Meanwhile, Lance reports on an extramarital kiss-cam scandal that has corporate America gagged.

Plus: Stephen Hawking returns via the Parasonic Transducer to assess Earth’s asteroid risk—and the crew shares their personal life quotes, just in case it all ends tomorrow. Also featuring a Political Pause aimed at well, you know.

• 🐶 Not-So-Cold Open: Nicky loses it over emotional support Yorkies and grocery store “payloads.”
• ⚖️ Tribunal: Brooke Rollins is banned for confusing Medicaid with migrant labor.
• 🛏️ Dramatic Read: Real hotel reviews reveal a summer horror show of condoms, funk, and “discussing” blankets.
• 🌠 Parasonic Transducer: Stephen Hawking returns to weigh in on the asteroid flyby.
• 💋 Cue The Scandal™: Lance reports on a Coldplay concert kiss-cam that outed two tech execs mid-affair.
• 🗳️ Political Pause: It’s the party of regression with a side of satire.
• 💬 Life Quotes: The crew shares their personal mantras.

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