Team, strap in, because this week’s docket is chock-full of top-shelf actionable items. Namely: celebrity follows, Amber Alerts, and Becca’s catapult to fame on the official Hamilton instagram (still no word from Lin). On the other side of the cubicle, Tucker learns about Baby Tucker, which, shockingly, isn’t just what he was called as a baby, and challenges Becca to an armpit-pimple off that’s making HR blush real rosy. ALSO discussed: unsolicited phone calls, back-to-school deals and a quick touch-base on the octopus urban planning initiative (spoiler alert: we’re scared). We’ll circle back next week, but until then, please don’t steal your coworker’s lunch from the fridge. It’s tacky.

Best,

Tucker & Becca

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