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Lindy and Meagan are Decrepit Zombie Salmon

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Did you hear what they were talking about on Text Me Back this week??

They spent 45 minutes on bloody diarrhea, 45 minutes on obscure Seattle mascots, and an hour and half on walking downhill!!

And in our tidings…Lindy gives us the latest on Barry, who is fine, probably! Pre-order Adult Braces now! Most of those dollars will go to Barry’s $4500 vet bill!!!! And in other news, the rumor is that Meagan’s hat had nothing to do with the Seattle Mariners losing the ALCS??? Or is she SOLELY responsible for their loss? Write in at [email protected]. And if you can go back in time and call in, PLEASE let Meagan know the results of games 5, 6, and 7 so she can begin her healing process 🙏

And along the way we’re going into some deep-cut Seattle lore. See below for more details:

Dave Matthews, if you want to fight us for your right to call Seattle your home, meet us behind the pitchers mound at dawn.
Macklemore, we’re sorry for bullying you, but also if you want to fight, meet us outside of MOHAI at midnight.
And Mortimer the Moose…you don’t even GO here!
Wheedle on the Needle, you’re our only baby boy! We miss you! Give us a call at (703) 829-0003.

And we also hit a Whatcha Watchin’ where we talk about Rebel Royals. We’re team Shaman Durek?? Shaman Durek do you want to hang out or????? Do you have thoughts? We want to hear every single precious little notions you have. Sound off in the discord over at patreon.com/textmebackpod.

NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!

Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.

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Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:

“Truly Insp. Podcast. I laugh and guffaw and truly enjoy the BFF energy from Lindy and Meagan. Cannot recommend enough.”

JDAUSEY WE ARE SO INSP. BY U BABES!

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

Meagan’s HAT
Rebel Royals
Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check u s out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)
Pre-Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult Braces
Meagan’s Super Secular Spectacular Xmas playlist
NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)
Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!
Check out the Text Me Back Venmo!!!
Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON
Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!
Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.

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Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.

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WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

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